What A Strange Strange World

So some of these details are probably wrong, it happened a long time ago so I don’t remember the specifics leading up, but it was incredible. A friend of mine who does stand up was doing his bit at open mic one night, and a guy was heckling him. Just being a total asshole, and then his phone rang and he started talking loudly on his phone about how he’s at open mic and this guy isn’t funny, etc. Now the weird thing about hecklers is that they just want to be a part of something most of the time, so my friend said, “hey man, what’s your name? Can I see your phone for a second?”

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

A lot of comments criticising this post have popped up, I realized the problem and I’ve fixed it.

I still remember the first time I said ‘I love you’… I still remember the first time I said it and I still remember the last time you did not say it back.

I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I.