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titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day

blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Acquired Stardust

Kaledo Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
$LAYYYTER
noise dept.

Origami Around
Sweet Seals For You, Always
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

Kiana Khansmith
Jules of Nature
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@ninjamonkeystudios
New Commish Price Sheet
DM here or contact me on my website NINJA MONKEY
Commission discounts and free monthly sketches are available at certain support tiers on PATREON and KO-FI Your support is greatly appreciated!

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drawing practice featuring an assortment of batman characters
@demilypyro
Image Description: a series of photos with lowercase letters written in ballpoint pen on white paper
someone is still telling jokes they learned from you
someone is still using the phrases and words you used
someone still smiles when they remember a moment with you
someone is still listening to the music you've showed them
someone admires you from afar and is inspired by you
someone learned how to love from you

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I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
Showing off the Arapaima I made! (Pattern also made by me)
This was the test of the new pattern and I love her. 🎏💕
Oh my goodness, this is so beautiful. Everything about this is perfect.
doodle of dagger and the fat thing (/affectionate)
never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

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realizd i never actually drew zidane sooooooo hav a zidoodle 👀
SERIOUS: NEW BOT SCAM ALERT
heya!
this right here?
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT REAL.
the "@staff" is just the bio text.
tumblr staff will not contact you through anything other than email or their official accounts, which will all have this badge:
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THIS OR SIMILAR ACCOUNTS AND ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS FROM IT.
report and block. i'd also appreciate it if you shared this post, bc that blog was JUST created and was already tagging a LOT of people, and i know not everyone has the scam-sensing instinct, even if this might seem obvious to some.
@staff @tumblr @support
great things are happening
You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?
This is better than my real life
I'm doing well
I'm doing fine
I'm not having a good time
I'm absolutely cooked
There is nothing different about this universe and my own
Cloud being canonically forklift certified AND a licensed mall Santa is fucking frying me, I’ve been wheezing over this for the past ten minutes, help me 💀💀

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afaik the only augmentative suffix in English is -zilla.
You are forgetting "2: Electric Boogaloo".
-apalooza, perhaps?
-ocalypse, -ocalyptic, -tastic.
fuckzilla, fuck 2: electric boogaloo, and fuckapalooza work, fucktastic definitely works, but fuckocalyptic doesn't sounds right 🤔
-athon, for duration
training for a half fuckathon
Its actually -pocalypse, as in fuckpocalypse, but as an irregular augmentative you can shorten it in whatever way works best. I'm not sure fuckalypse hits as hard as fuckpocalypse, though
-itude, like "not with that fuckitude it won't"
Fuckalyptic works great
Lest we forget -gate, e.g. “this post is a linguistic fuckergate.”
What month were you born in?
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Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!
Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]
I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave
Bestie this is a uniform distribution.