Ninjago Headcanons

Zane walked in with ten dollars and left with five thousand (not that the others need to know)

Jay got drunk and was kicked out of the casino for spilling everybody’s drinks

Cole went to see a magic show but somehow ended up part of the show

Kai tried to see some show girls but somehow got arrested.

Kai: is the hairiest out of them and HATES IT. he gets grossed out by finding any and all hair that isn’t part of his hair-hair. absolutely hates the fact that he grows body hair as fast and as much as he does. puts a lot of time and effort into getting rid of it. has had to shave his face every single morning since he was like 15. used to let his body hair grow before he became a ninja, because he didn’t know that it was okay for guys to shave/not have that too until Jay cracked some joke about how hairy he was and Kai got upset and said that it wasn’t like he could help it. then Jay just kinda told him that he could shave it off if he really didn’t want to have it, and that’s what he did and has done ever since. he hates how time-consuming it is to keep up his hairless appearance, but he hates how having that much hair everywhere feels and looks on him even more. will in desperate times use his elemental powers to burn off some of it by focusing on letting his fire affect only the hair and not his skin.

Jay: starts out as one of the least hairy and they all thought it would stay that way, but he eventually becomes the second hairiest as time passes. he loves having body hair because he thinks it makes him more “manly” and tougher, even though he doesn’t have a lot of it until he’s in his twenties. he also grows to appreciate how nice it feels. his own chest hair grosses him out sometimes for some weird reason in the beginning though, so he’d occasionally shave it off. he had always looked forward to the day he could grow facial hair, because he was sure that it would make him look so much cooler (and probably really handsome too). he grew proper facial hair by the time he was 30 (which looked somewhat like what his facial hair looked like in the reflection in ep 52), and he absolutely loves how great it looks on him. he makes sure to trim it occasionally to make sure that it keeps looking that way, unless he doesn’t feel like putting in an effort. he is extremely proud of it.

Lloyd: he developed some body hair (mostly armpit and leg hair, but he has some fuzz pretty much everywhere) after he was magically turned older by Tomorrow’s tea, but it’s so light that you can hardly see it. he might get more body hair over time or this might be all that he’s got, but it all depends on the magical effects of the tea. maybe he’ll go through a proper puberty or maybe he won’t? they’re not completely sure how the tea has affected his body. he definitely wouldn’t mind being able to grow facial hair someday though.

Cole: the others originally thought that he would be the hairiest out of them because of how bushy his eyebrows are, how thick his hair is and his dad’s moustache. but he just ended up never developing any facial hair for some reason, and now he’s like 24 or something and he has never had to shave anything ever and maybe never will? he doesn’t really have any body hair other than some armpit hair and some fuzz that is mostly on his lower legs and lower arms either, and even that hair is very sparse? and he has no back or chest hair. he went to the doctor’s and took a bunch of tests to see if there was something wrong with him since he couldn’t seem to grow any body/facial hair, but it turned out that he was completely fine and there was nothing wrong with him. he used to be really insecure about it, but then he thought about how much effort Kai put into getting rid of all of his body hair and staying hairless all the time, and realized that he kinda really does prefer being hairless over hairy too and doesn’t understand why he wasn’t okay with it before (he’d look too much like his dad with facial hair and he didn’t want to look even more like his dad, he saves so much time on not having to shave anything, it makes him look younger, and people generally think hairless people are more attractive for some reason, sooo?). after that he just gets to a point where he’s 100% cool with joking about it whenever it’s brought up by saying that it all went to his eyebrows and head hair or something like that. he kinda loves his lack of body and facial hair quite a lot now.