All the gods have been domesticated

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

It’s so fucking bananas that the last straw for Lestat in that meeting was finding out that Louis was getting 45% of merch profits on his tour. What kind of joker ass motherfucker becomes an investor in their ex’s crash out??? Louis Du Pointe Du Lac no one ever did it like you

He’s just that guy I’m afraid

Remus mumbles a lot sometimes, especially during his first years at Hogwarts, and Sirius is the only one who can hear him properly. Sirius is always yelling at the others for being deaf as fuck, not taking into account that the others are actually never plastered to Remus' back like he is and can thus never have a perfect listening position like he can