call me a first level warlock the way i can do one thing before i need to lie down for eight hours

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that's great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

In my fantasies I can prevent people from being hurt, even if it means I get hurt in their stead.

In my fantasies i dont have to know how to aim

In my fantasies, just this once, everyone lives.

In my fantasies, healthcare is free (because I am the healthcare)