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Former Disneyland mermaid, Edie, shares what it was like to don a tail and swim in the happiest place on earth:

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When we started casting, we had archetypes in mind, which were Han Solo and Luke Skywalker. We were really looking for Sam to be empathetic, kind, and likeable, and really the audience surrogate. The person who the audience would most see themselves as and really carry the story through their eyes. And that required a really unique likeability. For Dean, we were looking for Han Solo. We were looking for devil-may-care, charismatic, a little rough around the edges, a little edgy, says things that are not always the kindest thing, as long as they’re funny. And that was really what we started out with.

That is true, actually. I think it’s best if we just catch up the best we can without mentioning any of the negatives. I don’t want my family stressing out and as much as this place can be dangerous there is part of me that doesn’t want to leave. I think it’s because I made really amazing friends and memories here despite all the bad things. Yeah, he’s alive and I was shocked at first but once he explained it, I understood where he was coming from.

I know what you mean-- it's sort of like you summed up all of my feelings toward these past few months in just a few sentences. At this point, I don't really know what would life would be like without you guys. It's not really my place to ask but-- what happened to him? And more importantly, what do you plan to do now?

I now worship the ground you walk on because you remembered the dancing monkeys. Turn that frown upside down, I heard the monkeys wanted to have a dance party with you. 'Cause you’re that awesome.

I walk on dirt roads occasionally, N. I don't think anyone should worship those. Smooth talker, aren't you? Makes sense-- considering you and Demi are so smitten with one another. I'll just have a dance party with the monkeys while you fill me in on what I've missed in the fabulous life of Nick Jonas.

We should all go there and protest. If they don’t listen then we won’t pay them in pillow chocolates from the hotel. Nope we can’t, that’s already happened plenty of times. No one has, I’m about to go there and see what is going on myself.

I have to admit-- I don't even stay in the hotel and I love the pillow chocolates. Always sneak a few out of Zac's room with the promise of not doing so the next day, but they're totally addicting. Zoe, no offense, but if you plan on intimidating them into finishing faster-- maybe you should bring along some ripped bodybuilders or something. You're like a pixie.

Oh my god. I think it’s my life’s destiny to go to one. What’s so special about them, anyway?

Hm, well, I've heard their bread is really good-- but I don't know much about their menu aside from that. Life's destiny? That's deep. If I can help you in any possible way, Em, just let me know and I'm on it.

I think we should. They are a really important part of our lives, and sometimes I feel like I don’t call or go visit them as much as I should. I feel like when I do have the time I should. Yeah, we should really leave that whole part out. They might send some out here to pick us up, otherwise. It’s good to have you back! Well it is kind of a little bit complicated to explain what happened but it’s not a bad thing. I guess the only way to say this is that Chord came back a few days ago saying that he figured everything out and he wanted to call the engagement back on.. So he was alive the whole time.

No one can fault you for that, doll. We've all been through so much and I can honestly tell you I've never once considered letting them know just how much is going on. Don't want to drag them into the mess that is my life, you know? They'd definitely make us pack our bags and head straight home! All we can really do is check in. I'm sure your family would appreciate as much as mine seems to. Wait-- what. As in blonde-fish-lips-disappeared-out-of-nowhere-and-reported-by-authorities-as-dead is actually alive? I, wow, no words.