my scientific, flawless assessment of what your favorite 1975 member says about you
matty: you’re lowkey fucked up, sorry (you decide in which way). background in some form of the performing arts. annoying in a way that your friends love but can turn strangers off. extremely sardonic. stoner. questionable taste in romantic partners. either too loud or too quiet with no in between. you definitely get accused of being pretentious. 2014 soft grunge tumblr raised you.
ross: earth sign. probably the mom/dad of your friend group or the one that people go to for advice. naturally funny but you make it count — when you crack jokes, they’re so good you have people doubled over. very warm, stable energy. you probably got called an old soul a lot as a kid and made it your whole personality. social anxiety is afraid of you — you are the person who befriends everyone at the bar.
george: quiet but not shy, although this does mean a lot of people tend to overlook you. hedonistic but in a classy way because you appreciate the finer things in life (food, fashion, substances... take your pick). big reader vibes. also just an avid media consumer — you probably have a goodreads AND a letterboxd AND a musicboard. prone to bouts of obsession — you’ve never been casual about anything in your entire life.
adam: i’ve never met any adam stans on this website so i can only assume that means they are actually normal, well-adjusted members of society who are way too busy touching grass to be weird on the internet. i assume they’re also in long-term healthy relationships with beautiful, talented women just like carly. also shameless nerds.
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