Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
an important thing to know about Count Binface is that he was previously Lord Buckethead, pictured here with Theresa May in 2017.
Lord Buckethead previously ran against Margaret Thatcher in 1987 and against John Major in 1992. Lord Buckethead ran for the Gremloids party.
Officially all Lord Bucketheads are the same Lord Buckethead who went away for a while and returned; however, it has come to light that Lord Buckethead (1987, 1992) and Lord Buckethead (2017) were two different guys under the bucket.
Following the 2017 general election the original creator of Lord Buckethead (not either of the guys who had worn the costume) asserted his legal rights over the character and 2017 Lord Buckethead acquiesced. and so, Count Binface came into being.
In the 2019 general election Lord Buckethead and Count Binface both ran against Boris Johnson, Binface as an indepent and Buckethead having joined the Monster Raving Looney Party. (NB this Lord Buckethead was a third different guy, not 87/92 Buckethead)
Lord Buckethead won the race (ie, got marginally more votes than Count Binface) but has not stood in an election since whereas Count Binface has been very prolific, running in two mayoral elections, two by-elections, and one further general election in 2024:
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
its important to note the "clever" politics behind all of the decisions around this; NF cannot be investigated if he isn't an MP (stupid ruling, yes, but hang on) so his plan was to cause a stir by trying to get someone to take his seat; other politicians see through the plan and don't participate which would fuck NF massively as it means he never stopped being an MP and therefore can still be investigated and imprisoned. Binface shows up because of course he does this is an excellent time to embarrass a tosser. NF is now in a lose-lose.
If NF wins, he won against a joke candidate and thus it only makes him look an idiot (homer beating 8 year olds style) with no legitimacy, AND he will still go through the investigation that most of the HoP wants to put him through.
If Binface wins, NF lost to a joke candidate, and good heavens that's gonna screw him over permanently innit.
if count binface wins it will be the funniest thing thats ever happened in Clacton. i have mates in clacton and i'm buying a pint for everyone who votes binface.
I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.
I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.
The first time I went away properly, I was still writing letters home, because there simply not enough computers set up for the amount emails we would want to send, or the Internet was just not there.
It was exciting when I could exchange whatever the local currency was, and pay to spend an hour or so in an Internet cafe and catch up with everyone
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Last month I was in the ER, the most vulnerable emotionally that I've ever been while putting myself in the hands of a stranger. That the intake doctor had a lanyard heavy with Pride pins mattered. It's such a tiny gesture, but the amount of safety I felt because of it, during an agonizing moment in my life, was huge.
Transphobia is about to be signed into law in the UK. We can fight this.
I am begging the UK trans community and its allies to attend the Mass Lobby at Parliament on June 25th, 11am-4pm, organised by Trans Solidarity Alliance.
Last year we broke the record for an LGBT+ mass lobby of Parliament. Will you help us break it again? Join us on 25th June 2026 to demand be
The new EHRC Code of Practice pushes trans people out of toilets, hospital wards, and community spaces. It normalises gender policing based on appearance and stereotypes. It becomes statutory guidance in the UK by the end of June.
Trans people are now legally their assigned gender at birth and must join gendered spaces accordingly, but if they are perceived as their lived gender, they can also be ejected from those spaces. The guidance says: either break the law, or don’t pass too well.
A mass lobby is where you invite your MP to discuss your concerns with you in-person. Ask your MP to:
Demand full parliamentary scrutiny, debate, and use their free vote on the EHRC Code of Practice.
Support any motions rejecting the EHRC guidance. As of June 4th, Labour MP Nadia Whittome has submitted a prayer motion - Early Day Motion 240.
Write to Bridget Phillipson, the Minister for Women and Equalities about our concerns
Your MP does not have to be an ally, they do not have to respond to your email for you to show up and greencard them (details below the cut.) What matters is that as many people as possible show up.
I cannot stress this enough: Showing up in person matters. It is much more effective than petitions, emails, and letters.
It is a horrible, stressful time, and I am so sorry if you're trans and live in the UK. But I was at last year's mass lobby and the line for greencarding alone stretched around the back gates. It was a record breaking mass lobby and made us impossible to ignore. Let's do even better this time. Details under the cut:
Worried about what to say?
Bring your personal worries about transphobia being signed into law, and trans friends being excluded from public spaces. You are a living person who deserves dignity. Remind your MP of that. You will also get guidance and brochures from Trans Solidarity Alliance that outlines our demands. This is mine from last year.
Money issues?
Trans Solidarity Alliance provides a travel bursary that you can sign up for via the link.
Got a refusal or no response from your MP?
Come anyway! You can request a same-day appointment with your MP through a process called greencarding. They will come and see you if they’re already in Parliament. Even if they don’t, they’re made acutely aware of your cause because you showed up in person. This is my greencard from last year.
Here is the EHRC Code of Practice in full. It's a tough read, but some highlights are:
Organisations can’t provide trans-inclusive, single-sex services, or they risk being sued for discrimination.
e.g. domestic violence support for women including trans women, men’s rugby group including trans men (12.68).
Trans people will have nowhere safe to pee.
If you’re a trans man, businesses can't allow you to pee in the men's, and you can also be ejected from women’s bathrooms if you’re perceived as a man. Vice versa for trans women. EHRC suggests a ‘third space’ bathroom, which is discriminatory and unworkable for most businesses. (13.130-133)
Sports organisations must exclude trans people from single-sex competitions (13.73).
A women’s only sports competition must exclude trans women because of their biological advantage or face potential lawsuits (13.74), but a trans man who has undergone testosterone treatment can also be excluded based on fairness rules (13.81).
Trans women are stripped of the legal definition of ‘lesbian’, and therefore no longer have legal protections if they’re discriminated against on the basis of sexual orientation. (2.50, 2.92).
Here is the Good Law Project's better explanation of the EHRC Code.
I have also made a PDF printout of QR codes for the government petition, email your MP tool, and mass lobby link to pass around your communities. DM me and I'll send it to you.
Firefighters and Disability Rights UK coming in swinging for trans people. Not a combination I could have predicted in a billion years, but grateful all the same.
Write to your MPs to request they sign the Prayer Motion to get the guidance withdrawn.
Every single one of these politicians has a spine of steel; terfs own the media, the government, the courts, so these MPs will face a deluge of harassment and lawfare for standing behind trans people. It would be better for them personally, and their careers, for them to throw trans people under the bus like the rest of Labour.
Kate slammed the handset into the receiver, picked it up and slammed it back down again. The fourth time the plastic cracked in the middle, then the ancient flimsy casing shattered around the earpiece, the sad faded buttons caved into the dial pad. When the dirty spiraled wire fell out the end of the handset, she picked the whole thing up and launched it at the wall, telling herself the burning in her eyes was the years of fag smoke and asbestos coated plastic she'd just released into the air.
"Bastards."
She sucked in another breath of stale air.
"Assholes. Dickheads! Twats! Bastards! Bastards!"
The words coated her tongue.
She wouldn't say the other word. The one he'd favoured. The one he called his boys.
His boys
She snatched the print out and wrenched the door open, denting the shitty wood wall and cracking the handle.
The next door didn’t fair any better, bouncing on its hinges and shuddering across the threadbare carpet.
"Here. Add it to your list." She spat, tossing the offending notice on the desk.
The paper spun and bumped into the heavily tattooed arm. Garrick's brown eyes stabbed at her from the messy blotter, his stupid, fucking horribly soulful eyes, with his dumb friendly face she spent the best part of a decade knowing, smiling even, when his stupid smile, with his stupid white teeth would light up on face time.
Ghost barely looked at her. Placing the repair patch down and moving the paper onto his 'in tray', covering John's face with Gaz.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Welcome back comrades! Get prepared for the second edition of NikPrice week ! Whether you are here to write, draw, create renders or simply to enjoy the content, we are all here to spread the love for our favorite duo once again !
If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to us here with asks or our twitter page.
☀️ Prompts ☀️
🍂 Instructions 🍂
❄️ FAQ ❄️
🌱 AO3 collection link: HERE 🌱
Happy creating!
Below the cut are text versions of the attached images
Prompt List
SFW
Day 1 - Under enemy fire
Day 2 - Road Trip
Day 3 - Snowed In
Day 4 - A well deserved break
Day 5 - Date Night
Day 6 - Alternate Universe
Day 7 - Meeting the Family
NSFW
Day 1 - Fully clothed / cockwarming
Day 2 - Scent Kink
Day 3 - Exhibitionism
Day 4 - Aftercare
Day 5 - Dry Humping
Day 6 - Roleplay
Day 7 - Anonymous / Secretive Sex
Instructions:
This year’s ship week has a theme! NikPriceWeek2026 revolves around Four Seasons: Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter.
2. Participants will still follow the usual format of 7 SFW and 7 NSFW prompts with a total of 14 prompts of your choosing. You are free to choose either prompts or both, you can also combine prompts, go nuts!
3. Every entry must incorporate a seasonal theme in some way, however there are no strict requirements on how you use the seasons. You are completely free to structure your week however you like, for example:
All 7 days can be centered around Winter
7 prompts divided into 2 Summer, 3 Autumn and 2 Spring related prompts
Alternating seasons every day
4. The only requirement is that the chosen prompt reflects the atmosphere, symbolism, aesthetic or the feeling of a season.
5. Participants who manage to include all four seasons across their entries will receive a special commemorative art illustrated by our honorary artist!
6. You’re free to post your entries wherever you’d like. We’ll mainly be on Twitter and Tumblr to interact and reblog/retweet posts!
7. All content should be tagged accordingly (e.g., NSFW, sensitive topics like MCD/dubcon etc)
8. No plagiarism, No AI
9. Be respectful to all creators, no harassment or hate allowed
10. Posting period starts from 6/7/2025 to 12/7/2025
11. Late submission extended to 6/8/2025
FAQ
Can I include other characters and relationships in my work?
Absolutely. But the focus should be on Nikprice as they are the heart of the event, entry focused on another pairing as the primary will not be accepted.
Does it have to be "reboot" Nikprice?
OG/Vintage Nikprice is very welcome. How about vintage Price and reboot Nik, or vice versa? All the Niks and all the Prices, please and thank you.
Can I mix sfw and nsfw prompts?
Yes. NSFW prompts are only limited to 18+ accounts and just make sure your work is tagged appropriately
Eligibility for the commemorative art
To qualify for the special commemorative art, you only need at least one entry featuring each season (Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter). This means even participants who completed only 4 prompts total can still earn the art, as long as all four seasons are represented across their entries.
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
I absolutely hate having to do this but I am still over 1000€ short for my top surgery fees, I have 2 months to gather that amount, and I have no idea on how I'm supposed to do that.
I set up a GoFundMe, if anyone can help, it would be life-saving. Even just sharing would be immensely appreciated.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
okay I need to know about sex, silicone, and sausage rolls it sounds like it's going to be fun
I work in the adult industry! 😁 It's a 'for fun' story based around the people and stuff we get up to, I wrote it originally for a zine and it's got a little out of hand 🤣
Enjoy a beginning excerpt.......(I'm getting braver about posting work)
Art pulled his hand out of the box and very deliberately counted to ten in his head. The mystery of the wet stain turning the cardboard into pulp now annoyingly solved.
Stag-do’s. Teenagers. That wanker that walked past every Tuesday and shouted slurs into the shop door. Art tried not to think of all the things he'd rather deal with on a Monday other than this.
The offending, half empty, broken bottle globbed sickly smelling pricey lube over Art's hand and into the box. The flimsy plastic top sadly hadn’t withstood DHL’s gentle touch.
“Reece?” Nothing, no answer. “Reece?” Art tried a little louder, wondering if he counted to enough tens to make one hundred, was he legally allowed to explode. “Reece! Swear ta’ fuckin’....”
“Yeh?” A brightly coloured spikey head appeared.
Art cocked his head at the young sales assistant and tried not to sigh out loud. “Could you grab the flash wipes an’ get…”
“Urgh, gross! Haha!” Reece walked over and didn't hesitate to stick his finger into the slowly leaking bottle, laughing at the stringing trail he created.
“Reece?”
“Yeh?”
“Flash wipes an’ the bucket, please.”
“Aye Aye Captain!” He wiped his finger clean on the bandana tied to his belt, walking back around the display of lubricants in no particular hurry. The jangling of chains and keyrings faded as he made his way to the back, hopefully to actually retrieve a bucket.
Art looked to the ceiling, choosing to fix his gaze on the water stain that had been a part of the shop longer than he had. Whatever deity was in charge had seen fit to bless Reece with beautiful, big, brown eyes, a smile that could light an entire street and as much common sense as a Labrador. One memorable time, Joe had watched him try to open a sealed box with a box cutter, whilst holding the sharp end. Still, lack of brain cells aside, the young man didn't have a bad bone in his body, customers adored him. Art was convinced half of them spent more money just to see Reece smile at them.
“Art? Have you got the oh…” Happy trailed to a stop, smirking into the paperwork, “uh, you wanna hand lubing up?”
“Yes Haps, Monday's lubin’ is overdue,” Art tried to hold the leaking bottle away as he unloaded clean stock with his free hand.
“Love a man when he's slippery,” Happy giggled, plopping the paperwork aside to help.
Art grunted as he started passing them the stock that had escaped the explosion, “ta f’that window into your love life.”
Reece eventually came back with the wipes and even a mop and bucket, leaving Art free to go over the stock report with Happy, and the price changes, and the gap in the rota, plus the Area Manager's email, and anything else that Art felt made his job glamorous.
vaporwave
tangentwithtanner
kaledo-art
origamiaround
pixelskylines
kianamaiart
andulkaphoto
gummygunk
