You’re not nearly as funny as you think you are.
Yeah, I know. My sense of humor's kind of, rusty.Â
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@niklaus-brandt
You’re not nearly as funny as you think you are.
Yeah, I know. My sense of humor's kind of, rusty.Â

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I’m gonna murder whoever did this… Oh gods, and really when it’s cold out?!
Water won't kill you. Well, not under these circumstances.
This place hasn't changed at all...Â
                     Adeline~It's so cool looking! Way better looking than your job.                     Â
Niklaus Ernest Blandt -> 25 Years Later
basic profile —
Career:Â Boot camp insturctor, United States Marines
Spouse:Â Zarina Muerto
Children:Â Adeline Brandt, Annalisa Brandt, and Erik Brandt
Future FC: Chris Pine
dot dot dot —
Klaus proposed to Zarina when she was 19 years old, and when their parents didn't approve they eloped. Eventually Hades and Hephaestus approved of the marriage, and Zarina bore Klaus two daughters, Adeline and Annalisa, and one son, Erik. Klaus has gotten used to the present day world, and even is starting to like it. Klaus did reenlist into the military, but to comfort his wife he decided to become a boot camp instructor. He loves what he does and always learns something new from the upcoming class.Â

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Nope. You can’t get me to leave this place as long as those weird voodoo magic things go away.
So you like those weird voodoo dolls?Â
Butterfly: Muse will be sexual attracted to People with Butterfly Tattoos for 3 Days.
((OOC: holy crap 3 days? okkkk))
*is reading a book of fairytales*
 What you reading? Can I see? Can I? Please? What book you got there?Â
Um...Yeah, sure. *hands her the book* It's a book of fairytales.Â
*is reading a book of fairytales*
 Oooooh! What’s that?
It's a book, about fairytales. I love fairytales!
*is reading a book of fairytales*

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Jamie/Jamie Bennett: Muse becomes 12 years old, and loves ‘myths, fairy tales, fables ect.’ and doubts his feelings about believing. (3 hours)
((alrightttt))
M!A One of the Girls: Muse is genderbent for 5 hours
((ooc: lol got it))
No Copper! No biting!
 {Ny ‘awed’} Well I have a ton of dog food stocked up for Copper, you can totally take some to feed Kaiser if you need it, rather then having to go to the kitchens to get him food. Can I meet him?Â
Thanks, Ny. I'm sure Kaiser will be very happy. Yeah, sure. I think Z has him right now, and I have to get him anyways, so you could just come with me?
I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
 them -points at the air next to him- Please! They won’t stop! I don’t’ wanna hurt people.
There's nothing there, Lily. I don't know what you're talking about. I think you may have overworked yourself, you should go rest.Â

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No Copper! No biting!
 {Ny laughed a little} German Shepherds are so freaking cute. How long have you had him?Â
I've had him for a month or so? I saw him outside the border one day, and he looked like he could really use some food. So I snuck him in, and snuck some food out of the dining hall. He just never left my side after that. *laughs*
I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
 please brother, make them go away!
Make what go away?Â