Itโs been a wonderful decade of writing and posting, even though Iโve never completely finished a story haha. Fanfiction was a place to practice writing and give back to a community that I consumed so much of and really loved.
Thank you for welcoming me into the fold and enjoying my word vomit and laughing and crying with me over these silly little characters. I appreciate you all more than you know.
This is my goodbye to fanfiction and fandom, maybe forever, maybe not.
Over the next few days, Iโll post updates to all my pending works so that you can see where Iโd left off and where I was going with them.
I know that Adaline was a favorite for many, but I just donโt feel the inspiration for it anymore. Havenโt for a while, honestly. Shots Fired, T3-V, and Cinema as well. Theyโll be updated with what I have and my outlines.
Of Crushes and Dollies will be revised in the near future, because reading it makes me cringe.
If anyone would like to adopt them, please let me know.
I have one more story, a goodbye to fandom as a whole, that Iโve been sitting on for two years now. Itโs almost finished, and I hope you love it as much as I do.
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not my inspiration flying over to a Deadpool/Sakura crossover ๐ญ
Deadpool ending up in the Naruto verse, obviously knowing where he is because heโs canonically a fan.
Except, he somehow lands in Sakuraโs apartment and she is โจunamusedโจ. He starts fanboying, because of course he is President of Sakura Haruno Deserved Betterโข๏ธ, and heโs her biggest fan.
He gets excited because heโs in a village full of assassins, fanboys over Naruto and Kakashi. Ironically, he hates Sasuke - thinks heโs a douchebag, but he acknowledges that heโs very hot and he can forgive him only if heโd allow him the courtesy of a reach around.
Surprisingly, in this AU, Sakura isnโt married to Sasukeโฆwho turns out to be married to Naruto. Deadpool squeals, โ๐คฉ omg itโs a fanfiction universe. Oh, the possibilities are endless!โ
Sakura doesnโt know what to do with him, he follows her everywhere like a lovesick puppy. Kakashi wants to lock him up somewhere, but Deadpoolโs like, โWell, you could, but Iโd be a very, very, very, very, very, very long term commitment and we all know you have issues with that.โ
Sai cuts off his head.
Deadpoolโs head on the ground: โI see why no one likes you.โ
Sakuraโs intrigued, agrees to keep an eye on him just so she can study him. They get closer because sheโs lonely with a bleeding heart, isnโt too disgusted by his face, and they have some bonding moments even though heโs so fucking annoying.
Kakashi needs Sakura for a mission, Deadpool begs to go just once since itโs his dream, and Kakashi inexplicably agrees.
Deadpool nearly moans: โYouโre letting me go? Oh, this such a fucking plot hole - I love it.โ
Kakashi: โwhat does that even mean?โ
Sakura: โI donโt know, I stopped processing what he says a few days ago,โ
The night before the mission, Deadpool locks himself up in the guest room and the next morning he comes out dressed as Naruto. Complete with wig and orange jacket he probably stole from him.
Sakura, absolutely dumbfounded: โwuh-what are you doing?โ
Deadpool, striking a thumbs up: โIf Iโm gonna be Hokage, I have to look the part.โ
Sakura, exasperated: โHokage? Seriously?โ
Deadpool, nods: โYeah, Iโve even got my campaign slogan: SASUKEEEEHH!โ
Sakura: โOh god, please no, we already have one of those.โ
Narutopool: โI canโt wait to use Talk no Jutsu.โ
Sakura, sighing: โYou already do. Letโs just go.โ
They go on this mission, Deadpool calls his attacks Rasengan and Raikiri and all these other things that donโt even make sense โ Sakura wants to kill him herself but admits this lunatic is wildly entertaining.
Deadpool, on the other hand, is having an absolute blast. They complete the mission, they end up drinking to celebrate, he dresses her up in his suit. She thinks itโs restrictive, he thinks itโs hot.
Sakura: โDo you ever shut up?โ
Deadpool, shaking his head: โNo, not that I can recall. They do call me the Merc with the mouth.โ
Sakura: โYouโre actually so annoying.โ
Deadpool, gleefully aghast: โThatโs so ironic, coming from you. Say it again.โ
Theyโre in another battle, both assassins just decimating everyone, and Sakura has an internal crisis over why she thinks this masked lunatic is so fucking hot when he cuts someone in half.
Sakura, despairing: โWhyyyy is he so hot when heโs killing people??? Is it because heโs focused and not talking for once?โ
Deadpool, with his blade in a howling shinobiโs asshole: โShh, shh, it goes in easier when you relaxxx.โ
Sakura screams in frustration. Heโs making a mess of things, as usual, and she just canโt take his jabbering any longer. She punches him through the chest, immediately feels better, and he regenerates.
Deadpool: โGod that was so fucking hot, you were literally inside me.โ
They end up at another bar. Heโs growing on her, unfortunately, even with the bloody Naruto wig he stapled onto his head.
Heโs asking her how to use chakra, he obviously doesnโt have any. She asks him when heโs going home, he shrugs and tells her he fucked everything up and he kind of likes it there. Sakura panics a bit, knowing that if he stays, heโll cause an international disaster.
Sakura: โYou need to go home. You donโt belong here.โ
Deadpool, for the first time since sheโs known him, is silent and she gets the feeling heโs a little hurt: โI donโt belong anywhere.โ
Of course, Sakura feels bad now: โI didnโt mean it like that, you probably have a whole life waiting for you even if you think you messed up. Everyoneโs redeemable.โ
Deadpool, nods sagely: โYeah! Like Sasuke.โ
Sakura: โโฆYou fucked up like that?โ
Deadpool goes on to tell her that he may have accidentally stolen a hero from another timeline to save his world, but he didnโt account for how his love interest would get the hots for him.
Deadpool: โItโs probably because he has a working dick.โ
Sakura, shocked: โYour dick doesnโt work?โ
Deadpool, gestures to his face: โMy face isnโt the only thing that looks battered and air fried.โ
Sakura, wide eyed, glances down at his crotch then at his masked face: โโฆ.can I see?โ
Deadpool: ๐ณ
Sakura: ๐ณ
Deadpool, grabs her by the hand and drags her to the room: โFuck yeah, you can see!โ
He drops his pants as soon as theyโre alone and Sakura gasps. She doesnโt even feel titillated considering sheโs staring at a mottled sausage, substantial as it is.
Deadpool, hands on his hips, squinting down at it: โYeah, I guess it does kinda look like a sausage.โ
Sakura, mortified: โOh my gosh, Iโm so sorry. I didnโt mean to say that out loud.โ
Deadpool: โYouโre good, itโs nothing I havenโt thought of myself.โ
Sakura, continues to stare: โฆ.
Deadpool: โIโve never had a chick stare at my dick for so long.โ
Sakura: โI could probably get it to work. Actually, I think I might be able to fix you at the molecular level. Probably not permanently though, given your regenerative abilities are due to thisโฆmutated cancer.โ
Deadpool, overcome by emotion, drops to his knees in front of her, dick still swangin: โWhat? You can?โ
Sakura, ignoring the genitals near her pinky, nods: โYes, probably. Iโm not sure until I get in there, though.โ
Deadpool slaps his hands against his cheeks, absolutely excited: โHoly fuck, I forgot youโre Medical Jesus in this world!โ
Sakura: โPlease, what does that even mean?????โ
Sakura, obviously fixes him up, taps into her inner mad scientist and works with his cells and experiments. She only fixes him temporarily, every time he gets hurt the cells come back, but itโs light work for her. When she fixes his face, sheโs genuinely taken aback by how handsome he is, if saddened by how much he has struggled.
Deadpool, now going by Wade without the suit, is definitely obsessed with her. Calls her his Messiah and plastic surgeon.
Out of Scientific Curiosityโข๏ธ, she asks if the mouth on the merc is only good for talking shit, and Deadpoolโs not the cherry stem champion for no reason. When they fuck she tells herself itโs because she wants to know if her work is that good, not because heโs so damn hot in that suit and sheโs ๐ just a girl ๐.
They fuck a lot.
When they get back to the village, itโs in chaos. Thereโs a yellow clad man running around with steel claws wreaking havoc and Sasukeโs about to Tsukuyomi his ass to white padded walls. Deadpool runs in between them.
Deadpool, arms out in appeasement: โWoah, woah! Down, boys! This is my pet!โ
Naruto, Rasengan in hand: โYour pet?!โ
Deadpool, slapping a hand on a growling Wolverineโs bloody head: โOh myโis that the Rasengan?! Wait! Hold on! This is Wolvie! Isnโt he cute?!โ
Random shinobi, clutching his bloody stump of an arm and holding his cut off hand: โHe cut off my arm!โ
Sakura, rushing forward to reattach it: โOh shit, give me that!โ
Deadpool winces and sucks in air through his teeth: โSorry, havenโt had the time to house break him yet!โ
Wolverine, twisting out of his grip: โYou fucking piece of shit, where have you been? Iโve been going to all these fucking crazy dimensions looking for your dumb ass!โ
Deadpool tells him how heโd ended up in the Naruto verse, how heโs had a great time, and met a very pretty lady whoโs been his handler. He tells Wolverine how itโs a world ran by assassins with mutant powers, and itโs fucking great and thereโs unlimited Japanese takeout everywhere.
Deadpool, smiling and proud: โAnd they love me here!โ
The villagers and shinobi blanch, having been around for the mayhem and chaos and meddling, and someone calls out: โTake him home!โ
Kakashi finally steps forward and addresses the two: โWhile we appreciate your services to the village, Mr. Wilson, I think itโs time you return to your dimension with your friend.โ
Deadpool deflates, thinking of how he was happy there and even though no one else accepted him, Sakura didโฆafter putting a fist through his chest and experimenting on him, of course. And the sex was hot, hot as fuck.
He takes off his mask, showing his healed face and head full of hair.
Anko whistles low, pressing a hand to her chest: โOh yeah, Iโm definitely having a wet dream tonight.โ
Deadpool turns to her, touched: โThank you, crazy snake lady, that means so much to me.โ
Wolverine grabs him by the shoulder, exasperated: โLetโs fucking go, idiot. The Time Sliderโs battery is almost dead.โ
Deadpool turns to him, disappointed: โYou forgot to charge it?!โ
Wolverine: โI didnโt know it was rechargeable!โ
Sakura steps forward, sad smile on her lips. He was an absolute menace and lunatic, probably shared a brain cell with Naruto on a good day, and defied all logic; but he was fun, the most fun sheโs ever had, and sheโll miss him.
โWell, I guess this is it, Wade,โ she says, looking up into his quite vulnerable face. He reminds her of Kakashi, with the way he uses the mask to hide from the world. โItโs been fun and I really enjoyed your company.โ
Wolverine turns to Wade, incredulous and suspicious: โDid you drug her?โ
Wadeโs offended: โMust you always think the worst of me?โ
Wolverine, Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke: โYes.โ
Wade and Sakura share a moment where he thanks her for reminding him what it was like to be happy. Sakura sadly explains that once he leaves, her work will come undone every time heโs injured and heโll go back to what he once was.
Heโs disappointed, of course, wanting so badly to look normal but whoโs he but a tragic anti-hero in a world of violence and puns. If only a benevolent god would pity him and send him back sometimes, just to have one good thing every once in a while now that Vanessa and Wolvie are bumping uglies.
โIโll miss you, Sakura,โ he says, a little choked up and sounding like a pussy. โYou were the best foster home I could have ever hoped for, and I am truly sorry for humping your leg.โ
Sakura laughs and gives him a hug and a chaste kiss, surprising everyone. Most especially Wolverine, who thinks Sakuraโs probably been knocked in the head a few too many times. โIโll miss you too, Wade. Remember that youโre worth it.โ
Deadpool, pulling his mask back on: โFuck yeah, I love LโOreal.โ
Sakura, tightening her arms around him and cracking a rib: โI donโt know what means.โ
After their heartfelt goodbye, Wolverine sets the Time Slider and drags Deadpool along with him, whoโs throwing kisses and waving to the crowd of villagers, to the other side.
The portal disappears and Sakura deflates, already missing his mouth and surprisingly, the endless vocalization of intrusive thoughts. Ino saddles up next to her, โSo, did ya fuck him?โ
Sakura simply looks at her. Ino nods pleasantly, โYeah, I would have too. That costume and mask combo was somehow so fucking hot, and his thighs!โ
Sakura giggles conspiratorially, โI know!โ
And if a benevolent god takes mercy on Wade and breaks the Time Slider so that itโs permanently set to the Naruto Verse, making it so he can return to Sakura for healings and good dicking downs, wellโฆitโs an alternate universe with plot holes, who are they to complain?
Hellloooo I was wondering if you had a link or remember whoโs your art from from your bio? I thought you were the one to draw it but couldnโt find it on your account? I remember it being attached to a little Sakura snippet that Iโve had stuck in my head all day and want to reread cause of how cute it was. Thank you!
Hi! This ask is probably so old, but my profile pic is my art. @cassy206
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