perfect rapture, so strike a pose

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

"do you have insta?" i have an address where u can send flowers and love letters

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

Will f1 aerodynamicist consider this? 😅

you know it brother