I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

WAS

THAT

- I didn’t do it for success I’m successful already

- I laughed at that dead body and zoomed in to raise awareness

- I make too many videos to think about what I upload

PIKACHU SPEAKING ENGLISH

This was what I was talking about by saying Pikachu was speaking English. lmao the audience was exactly like my theater's reaction. BY FAR THE MONST WEIRDEST THING POKEMON HAS EVER DONE. like omg the fuck hell na so weird and awkward like naaa boy!

Hi y'all my name is Alem. I know what a lot of you might be thinking “Another Tumblr person asking for some damn money 🙄 watch her say she never did this before 🙄🙄.” I actually never did this before but this is what its come to.

I have a dangerous stalker who is harassing me and is threatening to kill me. He deadass said “You’re dying tonight”! He knows everything about me. EVERYTHING!!! He has my personal information and he’s using it against me. He even came to my house!!!!

We used to work together a very long time ago and we had a “Hi. Bye.” type of work relationship. He had a crush on me and he had a negative response when he found out I liked women.

I already have a Temporary Peace Order out for him and pending criminal charges against him. I desperately need the money to pay for an attorney to help me get this Peace Order approved. Because if I don’t, I will have to request for a new Peace Order. If I request for a new Peace Order I will NOT be able to reuse any of the evidence I’m using for my current Peace Order against him…I hope that made sense.

I really don’t want this man to get away with all the crazy shit he’s putting me through. I can’t tell y'all all the details because I have several court dates coming up and I’m not tryna get in trouble.

I need to come up with $1600 in LESS than a week. This is EXTREMELY time sensitive because I have to go to court very soon…I don’t want to give out the dates for safety reasons.

Any amount will help…$0.50, $1…anything!!!!!!! I will forever be grateful!!! If you cannot donate, I completely understand! Reblogging this will also help.