And In The End, I Did It All For You

Idk if this is just my Sickly Kid Aesthetic coming though but that bubblegum flavored amoxicillin fucking slapped

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

Morning boost cuz I’m proud of this!

making the radical claim "11 year old children should be taught how to make extremely simple food" has resulted in people making arguments like "I wasnt allowed to plug in electronics until I was 16 and I think this is super normal actually" and "children dont know what ratios are so its unfair to expect them to be able to comprehend the idea of adding equal amounts rice and water to a rice cooker" and I gotta say originally I thought maybe I was being too judgy but now I feel very secure in my opinion because what the fuck

Children might not know what ratios are in the sense of 1:1 notation, but they are more than capable of understanding 'you have to use the same amount of water and rice otherwise it goes wrong'.

In addition to this, cooking is an excellent way to teach children scaling and ratio in Real Life.

"Children don't understand-" AND THAT'S WHY IT IS YOUR JOB TO TEACH THEM????? LIKE HELLO??? THEY CAN LEARN??????

Happy Birthday to Vanilla Extract.

not using chatgpt is literally the easiest thing in the world

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

Say that again? I'm sorry. I got distracted by your little mannerisms, how you pronounce certain words, and the way your eyes light up when you talk about something you're passionate about, and started day dreaming about spending my life making you laugh, and feel loved and cherished

Tag your favourite flower, fruit, colour, scent, season and tea!

Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

You must answer me my riddles three

You must jingle your little jester hat in a tone that doth please me

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw