american nightmare.

couldn’t make it to war games, too busy building a lego millennium falcon 👍

cannot stand your nerd ass.

it’s rude to lie on main

couldn’t make it to war games, too busy building a lego millennium falcon 👍

about ready to go make baby number two at this point

Do it then. I don’t need to work anymore anyway.

Alright, let’s go. Don’t make plans for the rest of the day.

couldn’t make it to war games, too busy building a lego millennium falcon 👍

about ready to go make baby number two at this point

couldn’t make it to war games, too busy building a lego millennium falcon 👍

you stole my heart when you jumped off the top of the cage. a true cody move.

couldn’t make it to war games, too busy building a lego millennium falcon 👍

And I was busy watching you 🥰

i almost didn’t get it done because you were a big distraction

couldn’t make it to war games, too busy building a lego millennium falcon 👍

Missed you 😔

i thought about you all night

anyone can set a man on fire if they try hard enough

i set myself on fire once so you're not wrong

mama rhodes about to endgame ol’ dwayne. she don’t fuck around.

i bet he goes into hiding now. he can't handle the both of you.

mama rhodes about to endgame ol’ dwayne. she don’t fuck around.

She really is though. Mama Rhodes is one scary lady

he should be scared of her

mama rhodes about to endgame ol’ dwayne. she don’t fuck around.

She’s a lot more trouble than me. About 10x more than me so good luck to everyone who crosses her path.

Alexa, play ‘Obsessed’ by Mariah Carey.

Cody damn near folded himself like origami in that Cody Cutter 😭

Just call me the human origami master.