NIGHTMAREALM : an 18+ indie portrayal of BILL CIPHER from GRAVITY FALLS , based on the show , the book of bill , and my own assortment of speculation and headcanon . unmasked by leggo , she / they , 21+ .
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NIGHTMAREALM : an 18+ indie portrayal of BILL CIPHER from GRAVITY FALLS , based on the show , the book of bill , and my own assortment of speculation and headcanon . unmasked by leggo , she / they , 21+ .

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@sungtales sent ; â  Itâs not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink. â from harmony !
THE TRIANGLES EYE CURLS INTO A GRIN, clearly finding the sentiment amusing - although it's likely not for the reason she thinks. It's a real shame he can't make that a reality with the snap of his fingers anymore.. but indulging the idea at least brings some amount of entertainment. Honestly, similar fantasies are something he often finds himself considering with most of the tourists.
"IF ONLY, KID. THEN YOU COULD SAY YOUR WARDROBE IS COVERED IN YOUR OWN BLOOD!"
EVEN MORE ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to lighten up the situation at hand.
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
â  Itâs sea shanty time once again my fellow bastards of the ocean! â
â  Partner, I reckon that I ainât been feeling very yeehaw lately. â
â  I donât study; I consult the lore. â
â  Yeah, I understand women â they all want daggers and swords. Itâs all quite simple, really. â
â  Lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase. â
â  Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range. â
â  Yes Iâm a gatekeeper and a hater. Iâm also Godâs most favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. â
â  My primary motivations are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. â
â  Man â if I had a sword, I wouldnât be worried about shit. â
â  Itâs not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink. â
â  If I was in a Jane Austen novel, I would be the one sent to the seaside for my health. â
â  Half of me is a hopeless romantic, and the other half of me is âĻ well âĻ an asshole. â
â  I am the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know. â
â  I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and their friend. â
â  I see youâre paying attention to someone who is not me. Why is that? â
â  Normalize letting me talk without making any sense. â
â  Donât care, didnât ask, plus my psychic visions have predicted the outcome of this encounter. â
â  I could be so much worse. For example, I could start acting like my father. â
â  Sorry for acting so strange and irregular; It will happen again. â
â  i love sitting in my room.....alone....a girl in her cave....scheming and plotting and drinking tea. â
â  These man made horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. I get it though. â
â  Iâm a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure. â
â  I donât need to face reality; Iâm not just that type of girl. â
â  DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A frickle-frackle? â
â  Iâm about to cha cha real smooth off a fucking cliff. â
â  Sorry I told you about my trauma. Do you still think Iâm hot? â
â  My priorities arenât straight and neither am I. â
â  I have felt permanently guilty for no reason since I was like eight years old. â
â  Of course I have a lot of pent up rage, you fool! Iâve been the same height since I was twelve years old! â
â  I was born for shock value. â
â  Good morning! God has let me live another day and Iâm about to make it everyoneâs problem. â
â  Oh, I slept miserably because I was tormented by terrible visions all night. I hope none of them were prophetic! â
â  Be the surreal nonsense that you want to see in the world. â
â  Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot. â
â  My hobbies include knowing things and being right. â
â  This is good advice, but donât tell me what to do. â
â  I hate the idea of authority. What the fuck is someone being superior to me? Bitch Iâm gonna take your kneecaps. â
â  Stop forgiving my crimes! I worked so hard on those! â
â  My hobbies? Uhhhh, symbolism mostly. Metaphors and implications and the like. â
â  I may not have any braincells, but I make up for it by having many heart cells. â
â  I canât mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one guys! â
â  Not all your life decisions have to be smart. Some can be purely for cinematic value. â
â  Sometimes I wish I looked more fragile and feminine like a dainty flower, but I do enjoy looking like I hate everyone. â
â  Any dream can be a prophetic dream if youâre willing to do some really weird shit. â
â  girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure. â
â  BRO, you NEED to stop SUMMONING DEMONS in the FRAT HOUSE. â
â  I just gave your address to some spiders! â
â  I disappoint my father as a hobby now. â
â  I think that the dark circles under my eyes add to my aesthetic actually. â
â  Good news! Iâve successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes! â
â  I have half a braincell left and Iâm very scared to use it! â
â  Listen, son â in this world, itâs either yeet or be yeeted. â
â  I appreciate the advice, but I think that Iâm old enough to make my own bad decisions. â
â  Iâm disappointed in me too. Yâall arenât special. â
â  Running from your demons is the best exercise! â
â  Sorry; I canât commit any crimes with you. My mom says that I have to study. â
â  Time flies when you donât know what the fuck is going on. â
â  If I run out of tacos, I can no longer maintain my human form. â
â  Bestie, I donât think that I can girlboss under these conditions. â
â  Yeah Iâve had combat training; I can do anxiety attacks! â
â  Swag is earned, not learned. â
â  Contrary to popular belief, violence solves a lot. â
â  I CANNOT STAND YOU ALL so I will SIT DOWN. â
â  Please God no âĻ I donât need any more character development right now! â
â  If you canât beat âem, yeet âem. â
â  Do not put me in a situation. Iâm at my limit and I am very tired. â
â  I may be depressed, but at least Iâm not basic. â
â  Itâs MY LIFE and Iâll sabotage it myself, thank you. â
â  Think twice? Bold of you to assume that I think once. â
â  At the next inconvenience, I will start biting people. â
â  Oops I think that I just experienced an emotion. â
â  Did you know that rats spelled backwards is star? â
â  One day, Iâll be reincarnated as a pigeon, and Iâll shit on your head. â
â  On the outside, Iâm a baddie â but on the inside, Iâm a saddie. â
â  My grandma bullies me through the Ouija board. â
â  Iâm a cool person if you can just look past my personality. â
â  Beetles donât have to do taxes, and I think that is a beautiful way to live. â
â  I hope that you get your character development arc soon. â
â  Those are some nice kneecaps âĻ Itâd be a shame if someone stole them âĻ â
â  Iâve wanted to be a trophy wife ever since I was a little boy. â
â  Iâm done being baby; I want POWER â
â  Wait, âJust Standing There Ominouslyâ doesnât count as socializing? â
â  Yes I am smart, and yes, I am stupid. Itâs called being flexible. â
â  I am NOT delusional!!!!! I am OPTIMISTIC! â
â  I deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that i could be, like i'm skipping out on a lot of fun here. â
â  Do not ask me if you should or shouldn't do something !!! Before I am a friend I am an enabler !!! â
â  i am the WORLDS PRETTYIST PINK PRINCESS and im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY HUGE FUCKING HAMMER â
JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS
Quotes taken from Jenna Marbles videos posted between January 2019 - May 2019
â CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?! â
â Itâs easier to talk if I have some background music. â
â I just want to walk into a room and be That Bitch. â
â No, no, no, no, no. You put that sentence back in your mouth! â
â Bitch, I look like Pauly D! â
â Would you like to play a game of pick up basketball, where I will most for sure dunk on you? â
â I have art fear. â
â I take back all of my confidence. â
â I was going to say that I donât hate it, but you know what? I fucking hate it. â
â That is so nasty. â
â There are two ways that you can go through life: one, you can just sit back and enjoy the ride, or two, you can scream the entire time. â
â Itâs okay, sometimes I feel like screaming my way through life too. â
â I feel like everyone just wants to watch me fail. â
â Alright, I guess Iâm just gonna sit here and space out for a while. â
â I might just fuck around and get some sun damage. â
â Y'all bitches are trying to fucking troll me. â
â I love it, but this is stupid. â
â Donât. Donât. Whatever youâre doing â donât. â
â Youâre embarrassing me in front of the beautiful people. â
â I mean, I only fucked up like seven times. â
â Hey, maybe chill? â
â You really just went for it, didnât ya, bud? â
â What a dysfunctional squad. â
â Mine. Mine also. Mine also. â
â Your protest has been heard. â
â Come get y'alls shit. â
â Whatâs happening to him? Is he buffering? â
â Dear God. Itâs me. Ya girl/boy, [name]. â
â As horrid and terrible and awful as it is, it kind of fucking rules, and I kind of want it. â
â I have two pairs of jeans, and I resent them both for being uncomfortable. â
â This is like the weirdest murder scene ever. â
â Iâm getting dumber from doing this. â
â Well, hereâs our semi completed circle of hell. â
â Itâs ugly, itâs stupid, itâs infuriating. It makes me so angry. Thatâs why it belongs in my house. â
â Welcome to a journey of mediocrity. â
â You can eat anything you want. Itâs just a matter of whether you want to die from poison or not. â
â If you eat this, itâs just like Darwinism at its finest. â
â Are you okay physically, but also like, in general? â
â I know I already fucked up, but like, I also donât care. â
â I got accused of running a rain forest cafe in my house. â
â I want a tree in my house! â
â I donât know why any of these succulents are alive. â
â Sometimes I go on instagram and I just start to feel real bad about myself. â
â I look like Iâm cosplaying as Jesus. â
â Is my face the problem? â
â Thatâs a hairstyle that just screams âIâm a basketballâ. â
â Bounce me, mommy. â
â Are you telling me Iâm never going to be a wig braider for Daenerys? â
â Honestly sometimes itâs like speaking to a goldfish. â
â Iâm here. Thereâs food. Turn on the cute. â
â Youâre lying, and Iâm recording the whole lie. â
â Oohhhh! Rosanna Pansino! Please help my cakes come out okay! â
â Thank you, lord and savior Rosana Pansino. â
â I do what I do, and you do what you can do about it. â
â You know, sometimes you donât have to do it to 'em. â
â How about we put our hips together, and you use your left hand and Iâll use my right, and we floss as one? â
â Sometimes I read wikipedia and I donât really know what going on. â
â The Easter bilby gets a knife, and murders children! â
â Although youâre very cute, that was sooo much. â
â I go to place where food was before. Maybe food spawn again. â
â Iâm like so mad but also like so impressed with you! â
â Oh here he comes! Seabiscuit himself! â
â Weâre going on a long, long life journey together. â
â Maybe theyâll cry at each other and create a dimension and then both go into it. â
â Welcome to week two of no self care whatsoever. â
â I left for ONE week. â
â Oh, whatâs that smell? Itâs bullshit. â
â Sometimes trying to open your tiny mind is exhausting. â
â Me and my dog are here to find your bullshit. â
â How do I delete a clip while Iâm filming it? â
â Now no one can eat that cause itâs covered in your feral. â
â Go unconscious again. Go to your happy place. â
â Mouth is hungry! â
â Papa, Iâm so starving. I havenât eaten in 84 years. Papa, please feed me chip. â
â For me? I can has? I can has chip? â
â Oh my god! Is that ramen? Thank you ramen god! â
â I would never bite the hand that feeds me. â
â Yum yum. Whatchu got for me? â
â Good morning motherfuckers! â
â Nooo! Now I have to live with my reality! â
â Now I have to actually face the fact that I sat down and spent time doing this. â
â We playing nothing but Usher. All Usher, all the time. â
and then another one that's actually capped for his human verse for fun. capping it at 5.

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hey. consider this a starter call? i miss my fuckass triangle.
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i think the most fun thing a character can be is a hypocrite. i wanna watch them tie themselves (and their principles) into knots rationalizing their behavior, or give up and embrace their hypocrisy. or, ideally, both

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yall moved on but i'm still here
it turns out that actually you never needed to be understood! what you really needed was to make the rest of the world just as incomprehensible as you are!
[YOU HAVE UNLOCKED BAD ENDING #4]
(To my normal followers) don't worry I won't make a portal to blood hell, I basically don't care about it at all (to my horny weirdo followers) we gotta make that portal NOW
drew bill with his stupid ass evil martini.

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