Story about Cowboys...

i'm really glad 6 isnt afraid of 7 anymore and you could all stand to be more supportive of their relationship

I open tumblr, I press my stupid little reblog button 20x, I disappear.

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

look upon my sons and despair

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder