the wonderful world of night blogging

What if every time we're about to do something stupid, a potato would drop from the sky and say a really personal yo mama joke like "Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out of her" and just totally discouraged you from doing anything.

What if your penis had taste buds?

why don't vaginas fly? Like what the hell is the point of that?

What if it was a historical error and it's actually Jack The Stripper?

What if someone created you like you created your video game characters and are controlling you at this very moment. And everyone you create in a game is actually a real person too and you're controlling them. What if I'm just someone roleplaying that they're on Tumblr nighblogging?!

What if there's a secret society devoted to hiding the truth from you that you're the chosen one destined to save the world and this society comprises everyone you've ever met and anyone who died or got injured was actually being assassinated because they were going to tell you the truth.

I wonder what it feels like to cum in zero gravity

What if whenever we snap our fingers, we fix a problem in the world? Two girls fighting in Japan? Someone snaps their fingers randomly, and it's solved. But a lot of people can't snap their fingers, but eventually do. It takes longer for them to snap because they are getting ready for fixing a huge problem and they don't have enough power yet. But once they do snap their fingers, they save everyone from the apocolypse or something.

what if corgis had fire powers

What if words were colours and when people talked clouds of colour came out instead of the words and writing would be like painting and road signs would just be colours

what if inanimate objects actually have feelings but they can't do anything because they are just lamps and windows or

Why are things called what they are?