Nightblogging Hypno

When a Trevenant goes online, it logs in.

Does Midday Lycanroc howl at the sun?

Everyone is poorer than dirt, because dirt is the one who has all the gold.

What if forgetting what you walked into a room for was like a web page not loading, and you could fix it by hitting F5?

If it takes four hundred candies to evolve a Magikarp into Gyarados, do any ever develop diabetes?

What if the Celestial Tower bell is a dead Bronzong?

Is a female Hypno called a Hypno-sis?

If Metagross has the brain of a supercomputer, does this mean you can wipe its memory if you put a Magnezone on it?

If you drink coconut milk from an Exeggutor, will you get smarter?

What if birds laid string cheese instead of eggs?

If Xatu sees into the past with one eye and into the future with the other, does that mean it's completely blind to the present? Does that mean that anything it reacts to, it knows it's there because it saw it in the future?

What if people started literally following you when they followed you on Tumblr?

So Y'now how Staryu evolves into Starmie and gains a psychic subtype? What if they evolve by fusing with other Staryu and they form a mental bond that causes their combined conscience to manifest into psychic abilities?

((By the way, I do accept nightblogging submissions as long as they're Pokemon-related! This includes headcanons.))

If people believe people are punished for committing suicide, and Justin Bieber was born a month after Curt Cobain shot himself, does that mean Curt was punished for committing suicide by being reincarnated as Justin?