go cut your bangs

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this