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Followers for Flint Holiday Charity Drive!

I have been thinking about ways we can use our blog and our WoW RP community to connect and spread good tidings. With that in mind, I’ve decided to run a charity drive this year. Depending on how successfully it goes - we may make this an annual event! I am hoping you guys will jump on board and help us make this lots of fun for a good cause.

Our charity for 2016 is The United Way of Genesee County - Flint Water Fund.

“The United Way of Genesee County has set up this fund for the purchase of filters, bottled water, emergency support services and prevention efforts. 100% of the fund is used for these projects and no Administrative Fee is assessed.”

For every Like & Reblog we get, we will donate $1.

For every new follower we get, we will donate $10.

We will cap out at $500 or December 31st, whichever comes first.

Help us meet our goal! Like, Reblog, BOOST! Tell your friends! We welcome all followers - but especially love WoW & Roleplay blogs.

Happy Holidays!

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As of 12-16-16 we have so far raised $126 for Flint! Awesome job, guys! And we can do even better!

Remember that ALL REBLOGS donate $1!

It’s doesnt have to be just your main OC blog. Reblog on your alt blogs, your OOC blogs, your completely unrelated fandom blogs. Every boost counts. Got 20 blogs? Great! That’s $20! Lets raise some more cash. Flint still needs our help!

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This is Nicolas Cage's favorite song. Seriously.

New plan: before we hypothetically grill Nicolas Cage about Time to Kill in the interview we'll probably never have, we can first butter him up by discussing what a great album CrazySexyCool is. (Although personally, I think "Creep" is a way better song, but "Waterfalls" has a superior music video.)

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Windtalkers: less racist than Time to Kill, but equally as boring.

Before we review the second most racist Nicolas Cage World War II movie, we pause to discuss an alarming side effect of running a Nicolas Cage blog: the Nicolas Cage photoshop.

#bonus cage!#Cage photoshops

#37 - Windtalkers

Hey friends, we're back! Life has been insanely busy - multiple jobs and studying for the bar exam are torture enough without having to watch Nicolas Cage star in a movie about Native Americans. (Thankfully, he isn't playing one.) Our reaction video will almost certainly be 6 to 10 minutes of us yelling about US history and racism.

As is Cagematch tradition, we'll also be posting a bonus video as an apology for going off the radar. This time, we'll be discussing an unfortunate side effect of running a Nicolas Cage blog.

#windtalkers #poster

We have nothing but hateful, incoherent things to say about this no-budget cartoon that only vaguely resembles A Christmas Carol.

Except Scrooge has friends who are mice. This is not an exaggeration.

#Christmas Carol: The Movie #reaction video

#36 - Christmas Carol: The Movie

Nicolas Cage lends his voice to the most low-rent cartoon this side of Worker and Parasite. Since he's voicing Jacob Marley, hopefully we'll get to hear some spooky ghost voice à la Cage.

#Christmas Carol: The Movie #DVD cover

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We've been avoiding watching this movie. We were right to do so.

#Captain Corelli's Mandolin #reaction video

#35 - Captain' Corelli's Mandolin

No! Nooooo!! Noooooooooooooooo!!!

We are literally throwing a tantrum right now. Seriously, we do not want to watch this movie.

We don't care. We don't care. We just... don't care.

#captain corelli's mandolin #poster

I snapped a picture of this at my law school. Here’s the thing: Nicolas Cage made hella money filming Ghost Rider 2 (which he had to turn over to the IRS because he bought castles and dinosaur skulls instead of paying his taxes) and write-on is INCREDIBLY tedious and boring.

So yeah, I think I’d rather be like Nicolas Cage.

-Marissa

Hollywood needs to stop trying to sell us on the awesomeness of getting married and having babies when they're both portrayed as a thankless, soul-crushing chore. Nicolas Cage does a pretty good job in this one but, much like many of his other movies, the concept and script are pretty awful.

#The Family Man #reaction video

#34 - The Family Man

As Gregor Samsa Nicolas Cage awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect suburban husband and father.

Same difference, right?

#The Family Man #poster

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"Gone in 60 seconds" accurately describes our attention spans while watching this movie. Nicolas Cage is barely conscious throughout and Angelina Jolie has the scummiest set of white girl dreads we've ever seen. (And we're saying this as people who know a lot of scummy white people.)

#Gone in 60 Seconds #reaction video

The thing about Nicolas Cage movies is… unless you’re a total cynical dick, you have to embrace the fact that Nicolas Cage is a pretty good actor. He’s done a lot of weird, dumb movies, but that was supposed to be the point of the episode — that Nicolas Cage is a metaphor for God, or for society, or for the self, or something. It’s like — what is Nicolas Cage? What is he? Is he an idiot? Or a genius? Can you write him off, or is he inexplicably bound to your soul?

'community' almost bit off our fucking blog.

If Community did a nicolas cage episode forreal, we'd probably need to be hospitalized. Six seasons and a movie!

#cage quotes #Beth #community #sixseasonsandamovie

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