Nico Inkblots: Half-Blood Geek

Percy: *to himself* Keep climbing.

Percy's stomach: cheeseburgers...

Percy: Shut up.

Mr. D:  My son Pollux.  Is he alive?

Percy:  Yeah, last I saw him.

Mr. D:  I would very much appreciate it if you could keep him that way.  I lost his brother Castor last year.

Percy:  I remember.

Annabeth:  My fatal flaw. That’s what the Sirens showed me. My fatal flaw is hubris. 

Percy: The brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?

Annabeth: No, Seaweed Brain. That’s HUMMUS. hubris is worse.

Frank: Is that thing tame?

The horse whinnied angrily.

Percy: I don't think so. He just said. "I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.”

Hazel: You speak horse?

Frank: Baby man?

Percy: Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing. Uh, I mean a Neptune thing.

Hazel: Then you and Orion should get along fine. He's a son of Neptune too.

Percy:*turning pale*  Excuse me?!

Hazel:  *swells with pride* and an elephant.

Percy: And he got that gift from Poseidon. That's completely unfair! I can't turn into animals.

Frank: *staring at Percy*  Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers, and summon freakin’ hurricanes, and It's unfair that I can be an elephant?

Percy: Okay. I uh... I guess you have a point. But next time I say you're totally beast...

Frank: Just shut up... Please?

Sadie: Maybe everyone has his own color. Maybe you'll get Hot Pink.

Carter: Very funny...

Sadie: C'mon, Pink Wizard. Inside we go.

Percy: We know Nero is held up in new york. So we're guessing this next oracle is in the second dude's territory. Maybe in the middle third of the US?

Leo: Oh! The middle third of the US! Piece of Torta, then. We'll just search the entire middle of the country.

Percy: Still, with the sarcasm.

Leo: Hey, man. I've sailed with the most sarcastic scalawags on the high seas.

Apollo: OH NO NO NO!

Samirah: I'm Muslim

Magnus: I'm Vegetarian