Happy 21st Birthday, Nick! This blog is a smorgasbord of articles, photographs, messages and iba’t ibang klase pa ng kagaguhan in celebration of you being, well, you. This blog wouldn’t have been possible without the help of your family, friends (gboys, football team, iboys, F6 etc) and of course a multitude of crazy ideas and photos in between. Happy birthday once again & cheers to another year! Love, AC 

I’m writing this a week after I decided to end things with you and I’m glad that throughout the week we’ve still been talking and carrying on with our lives with ease.  I don’t know how to structure this post because my emotions are all over the place and I’m sure yours are too. You already know the reasons for everything and I don’t have to state them again. hehe 

As I write this let’s go back in time, to the Nick I know and the Nick I knew

You became my best friend and worst critic

We did everything together

And everything apart (LDR huhu sad)

We exchanged secrets

And at times, genders

Through adventures indoors

To adventures out

To the adventures in secret (hala shet)

To your different glasses frames

And different smiles

may it be my friend, my guide, my go-to popol buddy, my favorite football player, or my closest lookalike; you will always be my kuya. Our age gap never seemed too far to me, 5 years is enough for you to understand me and know way more than I do at the same time. Now that you're turning 21, it made me realize we're both getting old and that's kinda weird...! The term kuya is getting all too real now, and bunso would like to thank you for being that to me. 

Most people know I only call you kuya (not Matt lol sorrynotsorry), and I guess it's because even though you are only a year apart from Matt, we will both always look up to you. I know for a fact that you know this, and you will always try to live up to it; which you never fail to do. So thank you for experiencing life's crazy mysteries for the both of us first. From going up to strangers for us, being the first to zip line, or moving out of the place you love alone, you never complained. You have endless patience for me, because even if your head gets red and your veins show already, you never let me go out crying or mad at you. You are the first one to hug me when things get too much or if it gets too cold. And you are probably the only one who would stop using his phone to listen to me rant about stupid things I over think about. Aside from that, you are the only one who would make me libre spaghetti from jollibee. Thanks. 

Most people refer to you as NickTheDick to me, and I do find it odd, but this also shows how you are also the total opposite from it. Watching you grow into this so-called man, has made me see what the perfect example of a boy should be. Daddy used to tell me that I should look for boys who are just as great, or even better than my brothers; if they were worse dein na. (HAHA) And you (and Matt) have become my example for anything ever since. I am yet to find someone just as funny and nice as you are to everyone around you, sidelined with that sport and looks (like me), and that's what makes me so proud to call you my brother. 

Nick: J la!!!!!!

Nick: SNICE

Nick: Good on ya, mate

Nick: *shouts* *beso beso*

1. Masungit Nick the Dick This Nick has a resting masungit face. He doesn’t make an effort to conceal how he feels when he doesn’t like what he sees. This Nick the Dick the most suplado of them all.

2. Gwapong Gwapo sa Sarili Nick the Dick  This Nick the Dick comes out to play when Nick is dressed up nice and he knows he looks good. He is seen looking at himself in the mirror, checking himself out on any window he can and is constantly taking selfies or is having people take photos of him.

3. Saktong Lasing Sociable Nick the Dick We all know Nick is a weak ass drinker. A couple of shots and a beer or two and he suddenly is friends with every single person in the room. This Nick the Dick is loud and finds himself in situations he wouldn’t sober.

4. Puyat Nick the Dick Kawawa di natulog Nick the Dick.

“I swear Ace, kung marunong lang ako kumanta I’d be perfect” Well, you’re a long way from being perfect. 

1. When he tried to sing Hands to Myself and ended up sounding like a dying cat.

2. When he sang Marry Me by Jason Derulo and Typhoon Yolanda struck the next day.

3. When he sang Latch by Sam Smith and started World War 2.

4. When he constantly insists he knows how to sing and is therefore a perfect human being.

Deepak Kalwani

Let’s get to know the most important boys of Nick’s life in a showdown of barkadas!!! WHEN? F6: Grade school

G2013: High school

WHO? F6: Deepak, Chin, Kang, Carl & Alec

G2013: Tangina ang dami kasi, but now Nick usually sees Poe, Chio, Juster, Noche, Dean, Beto etc 

Nick drinks with them both

F6:

G2013:

He bonds with them.

F6:

G2013:

TALL WHITE BEST FRIEND?

F6: Carl

G2013: Poe

Fuck you nick

Here are some messages from your fans from across the Philippines, and by the Philippines I mean UP JMA.

Hello Nick The Dick, No you don't know me, but I know you very well... Our first encounter was in UPTOWN. You were walking past Jamba Juice enjoying your day with a few friends, when my friends and I spotted you. We weren't 100% it was you as it was so rare to spot a mystical Nick The Dick in the wild, so naturally my friends and I stalked AC'S twitpics. After we all unanimously decided that it was in fact the rare Nick The Dick in our presence, we took a few photos and snapchats as evidence, followed you around for a good 3 minutes, but when you looked back, we had to run away as not to get caught. It was a marvelous day and it was the highlight of my week, as I wrote about it in my daily diary. The second and last encounter was ADHOC, aka best day of my life. I arrived fashionably late so everyone was amats by the times I got there, but upon seeing AC, and her catching my friends & I staring at you for 5 minutes, she finally introduced us. I was introduced to THE Nick the Dick... LIFE WAS MAGNIFICENT!!!!!! So now that we're BFFS because I've encountered you twice (duh #friendshipgoals) I wanna personally greet you happy bday Nick the Dick!!!!!! May all your birthdays to come be magical and filled with (AC'S) love!!!! Your soon to be snapchat BFF and real life BFF, CatherFIN

They all seem to refer to you as @nickkthedickk.

From my officers:

Sobrang solid ni Nickthedick - PB He seems like such a chill and nice dude. Like he’s cool he doesn’t even try - Evan To old friends:

To new friends:

Dear Nick the Dick,

I only met you once (in ADHOC pa lol) and my friends and I saw you once in UP TOWN and thought, hey isnt that AC Temeña's boyfriend/ Gabby Untalan's cousin nick the dick? Yup it was you. I also only know you from pictures and stuff that AC posts on facebook and twitter but uy you seem like a pretty cool guy! Keep treating AC right and boy you will be somewhere near the top of my do-not-punch list! HAHA jk have a great day po over there in AUSTRALIA and sorry medj creepy but i am definitely a fan of the Temeña-Untalan love affair.

Hbd again!

Janella

as told by Gabby Untalan

1. Stays with you when Matt and Luigi gang up on you

2. Brags about his big dick

3. Bullies you into showing your dick

4. Becomes your default teammate in any console game

5. Tells you you’re gay

6. Creates pool games that involve dick touching

7. Makes you shut up when you say that his singing sucks

8. Makes you shut up whenever you have something to say

9. Buys you ultimate burger steak

10. Drives you for take-out late at night

11. Drives you to Katipunan

12. Listens to your pointless stories

13. Gives you life advice

14. Bakes with you

15. Tells you you’re bobo

16. Picks you up when you’re in trouble

17. Facetimes with you when you just want to talk

18. Tells you the shoes you bought are ugly

19. Jogs with you… only to end up wanting to buy food

20. Makes you feel lucky you have him

21. Loves you

Happy birthday kuya!

by Noelle Antonio

Have you ever heard of this messaging app called Telegram? It’s the world’s fastest messaging app that’s both free and secure! You could send photos, videos, files, and even stickers!

There are loads to choose from – stickers of Taylor Swift, those featuring The Avengers, stickers of Pugs, and even those that feature the Pope!

But, my favorite so far and what I would recommend for everyone to download is the Nick the Dick sticker pack.

It has the perfect sticker for when you’re feeling all the kilig feels.

Use this sticker to let your friends know what you want to do tonight.

So you admit it, you think you’re a really cool guy?

This sticker defines basic.

Is your steak from Mamou taking too long?

Blue Eagle Spelling! Blue Eagle Spelling! B-L-U-E-E-A-G-L-E! Blue Eagle, Blue Eagle, Blue Eagle the King!

The perfect sticker that reflects your bad day.

What do you mean I can’t go on leave for more than two weeks?

When all you can say is, “OMG!”

This is the sticker to send during days when you’re just feeling it..

The sticker to send when you’re drunk af and your friends make you realize that, “Oh yeah, this isn’t my hotel. Why am I climbing up the stairs to this one?”

And of course, this sticker pack wouldn’t be complete with this one sticker, which I think is the best out of the twelve. It’s the sticker that you send to your most solid friends.

You could even send it to greet them a happy birthday.

You could also send it one of your wonderful friends (aka Noelle) to thank her for creating a pretty awesome sticker pack for your 21st birthday.

What’re you waiting for still waiting for? (No, I’m not referring to that Mamou steak.)

Love Mum and Dad