Stay Swelly.

very powerful 

Rcc 2013 State of the Arts

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

being born in the 90s is really weird and cool because we were the first generation to be introduced to technology but we still had a childhood playing outside on our bicycles like my whole street used to be filled with kids doing kart wheels and playing together and i know i sound like a grandma like i love internet and iphones but idk when i look at my niece i think we were the last

it’s funny because Sand Hill Cranes are an endangered species so you literally can’t touch them or bother them unless you want to be fined up to $100,000 so basically he can only sit there until they all find their own way out of the mansion

american horror story: republican controlled senate

Yes I’m reblogging my own post because !

doctors: why are all your bones broken me: totally gnarly kick flip doctors: fucking savage bro

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

mordecaibordecai

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

are there any laws pertaining to the moon

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

Get “Viva la Pluto” to be a trending tag

The Pluto fandom doesn’t fuck around