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if dorm b was in the hunger games katniss and peeta would have no chance.

hahahaha the guy with the bread was lame

heyo

sup bro

I’m pretty talented with my hips.

When did you become Shakira.

who

My Hermit crab,

IF YOU LET GO AND I DRIFT OFF FROZEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA I WILL HAUNT YOU AND GHOST PEE ALL OVER ALL OF YOUR STUFF I SWEAR

THERE’S ENOUGH ROOM ON THIS BOOTY FOR THE BOTH OF US, WE’LL BE OKAY.

K GOOD

I’LL NEVER LET GO.

IF YOU LET GO AND I DRIFT OFF FROZEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA I WILL HAUNT YOU AND GHOST PEE ALL OVER ALL OF YOUR STUFF I SWEAR

YOU HAVE TO NICK. WE’RE EACH OTHER’S LAST HOPES.

Nope. BANNED.  ALL FREE THINKING BOOTIES MUST LEAVE THE PREMISES.

I’LL KEEP IT UNDER CONTROL, I SWEAR!

I DON'T KNOW.  I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN TRUST YOU WITH THIS AUDEN.