It's so weird to come back to writing, but I'm happy I'm able to do so!
Anyways, let me introduce myself. I'm Ukrainian, going by she/her. Average uni student trying to survive on Tumblr fics and coffee. Sometimes you can even see me on AO3.
I prefer to write platonic character x reader fics, but I also enjoy writing character x character (but it is a really rare occasion). And I'd appreciate it if you would read all warnings listed on my works!
I never give permission to anyone to translate my works on this or any other websites.
I accept requests on fandoms like:
JJBA
Chainsaw man
Resident Evil
Baldur's Gate 3
Detroit Become Human
I WRITE: good old headcanons, oneshots, fluff, gore, (platonic) yandere, hurt/comfort
I WON'T WRITE: incest, pedophilia, any form of smut.
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Pov you see a cute stardust crusaders animatic on tiktok, almost like it and then it turns out the person who made it ships Jotaro and Joseph (how does one come to this I still donāt know)
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could you please do la unita or la squadra (whichever you choose is fine!) with child!reader who is basically a mini cioccolata? same personality but maybe a bit more monotone and same interests.
btw i hope youāre having a great day! wishing you much luck this year!!
La Squadra x Chioccolata-Like Child Reader
No one was really excited when they found out about the mystery member joining la squadra
Who needs another rookie who canāt even hold the gun properly
And who needs a rookie who is a CHILD
The squad has no idea for what reason boss has sent them a kid to babysit
Prosciutto had a lot of discussions with Risotto when you arrived
Because what a KID is gonna do in assassination squad?
But some of the guys started noticing.. something weird about you
One time you were watching a show about serial killers with Formaggio
At some point it got so boring that you started explaining him how hiding a body in cement was counterproductive
Okay sure he was a bit startled hearing that from a kid
But I mean, children can just repeat what adults say
Illuso started suspecting something that time when you were staring at a dead mouse
ā..You okay kid?ā
āHuh? Oh, yeah. I just wish I had a scalpel with me right nowā
Pesci felt really bad for you when you two first met
Poor kid, all alone
So he always made sure to include you in everything, and trying to hang out with you
Because of that he got maaaaany interesting questions from you
āSo, you usually like shooting a person in the head, or you prefer them to suffer for a bit and then kill them?ā
ā..Wha-ā
Those are basically the situations when they found out youāre a bit.. odd
But I mean it makes sense
Thereās no point in sending a kid whoās normal to an assassin squad
Now in their eyes youāre officially promoted, congrats
Risotto now includes you in squad meeting, yippee
(Youāre a pretty active participant there)
But still, no one really takes you to missions yet
But if they do, youāre usually paired with Melone
Because of his long-range stand you can be in relative safety (cuz no youāre still a kid, theyāre not giving you a gun and sending you away even if you ask)
Youāre pretty good friends with Ghiaccio too for some reason
He likes that youāre chill, a bit odd, yes, but arenāt we all
āI know over 200 ways how to kill a manā
āYou could glue and open jar of rats to his face and blowtorch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through his faceā
ā..201ā
Risotto and Prosciutto basically took you under their wing
You know, train you to be better
(Pros kinda prefers you to Pesci, not that much tho)
And youāre pretty chill with Risotto too, you match his energy well
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I think la squadra watching the little kid they took in and basically raised graduate from school would be so adorable, like their baby is all grown up already awwwwwww
Awww I love this so much!!!!šš
Anyway so happy to finally get my hands on more requests, because this month was BRUTAL (If I had a dollar every time I cried in uni this month I would have three dollars, which is already embarrassing enough)
La Squadra Reacting To Teen!Reader Graduating
There were no words to describe how happy they were to see you having at least a bit of normality in your life
And that's basically what they wanted you to achieve by being in school
Having friends, studying, going out, and having all the experiences that a normal teenager needs to have
So here you are, a few years later, finally graduating high school
And oh boy the whole squad is IMMENSLY proud
I mean look at you
So grown up
(Pesci cried about it like five times)
Prosciutto was the one who insisted the most on your education, so for him seeing you graduating was really special
He was also the one who helped you to choose the outfit
He probably cared about your appearance more than you did
"You should try on this pair too"
"I've been trying on shoes this whole morning!!"
"Your point?"
"I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE HAD THIS MANY PAIRS"
Speaking about appearance
Illuso also made sure that you look flawless
This man will not leave you alone
"I can't wait to see your peers's faces when they realise that you look so much better than them"
Also he is the designated cameraman
Everyone unanimously agreed that he takes the best pictures
Formaggio is the type to scream "THAT'S MY KID" when you walk out on the stage
Also claps the loudest
Like oh my god that's my baby on the stage ILLUSOTAKEAPICTURERIGHTNOW
Pesci, as I mentioned before is literally a sobbing mess
No one is trying to stop him tho because everyone feels basically the same
Ghiaccio may not show it in public, but seeing you turning from a child into a confident, smart and just overall an amazing makes him really proud
(He will hug you REALLY tight when nobody sees)
Melone is the second loudest after Formaggio
Turns a bit sentimental and also sheds a tear or two
For Risotto it is such a weird day
He still remembers the day when the squad took you in as a kid and now you're just.. grown up?
Feels a bit bittersweet
Oh and just so you know, after the ceremony you will NOT escape the group photo
Because it turns out everyone suddenly needs your photo in their wallet
But all jokes aside, they are genuinely so happy to see you succeeding in life
Iām writing this right before going to my exam but anyway
Dio x Reader but itās twilight AU and reader is less gullible
Reader flies from Arizona to Washington to live with their father and meets this blonde weirdo at school who immediately covers his nose when they walk into the classroom
Reader being the curious shit they are, want to know tf his deal is
But even if Dio looks like he wants to avoid reader at all cost, heās still drawn to them in the weird way
So basically the scene when Edward follows Bella telling her they canāt be friends (Even when Bella wasnāt really trying to befriend him in the first place)
And basically Reader realises that heās a vampire when Dio lies about fluorescent lights changing his eye colour
-Wait, Iām pretty sure that your eyes were different just moments ago
-..Itās the lights
-..Uh-huh
So when the woods scene rolls out Reader already knows his deal and Dio instead of having the cool āThe lion fell in love with the lambā act has the most awkward moment in his life
-You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like--like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlightā¦ Youāre a vampire, right?
Iām writing this right before going to my exam but anyway
Dio x Reader but itās twilight AU and reader is less gullible
Reader flies from Arizona to Washington to live with their father and meets this blonde weirdo at school who immediately covers his nose when they walk into the classroom
Reader being the curious shit they are, want to know tf his deal is
But even if Dio looks like he wants to avoid reader at all cost, heās still drawn to them in the weird way
So basically the scene when Edward follows Bella telling her they canāt be friends (Even when Bella wasnāt really trying to befriend him in the first place)
And basically Reader realises that heās a vampire when Dio lies about fluorescent lights changing his eye colour
-Wait, Iām pretty sure that your eyes were different just moments ago
-..Itās the lights
-..Uh-huh
So when the woods scene rolls out Reader already knows his deal and Dio instead of having the cool āThe lion fell in love with the lambā act has the most awkward moment in his life
-You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like--like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlightā¦ Youāre a vampire, right?
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Iām still mad that I wasnāt there at Cookie Run Kingdom pop up, so if I wonāt make it to this exhibition too Iāll be so disappointedššššš
