STOP CALLING ME A NARC

...there's more than one?

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

lark foster??

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

oh my god that sucks dude

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

it’s his whole thing???

Do you mean Glenn?

my dad’s a doctor what the fuck are you talking about

… Glenn is not a doctor. What?

uh… and how would you know that??

Because I’ve talked to him once or twice before?

yikes how did that go for you

Er… He was fairly ‘chill’, all things considered?

…uhuh

I’m not lying. I don’t have any reason to lie to you, as far as I’m aware.

its just weird??

He’s not that bad, honestly?

he doesn’t???

what? Glenn smells like weed permanently.

you know i really think id know my dad better than you?

And I’d recognise that putrid scent just about anywhere??

...there's more than one?

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

lark foster??

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

oh my god that sucks dude

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

it’s his whole thing???

Do you mean Glenn?

my dad’s a doctor what the fuck are you talking about

… Glenn is not a doctor. What?

uh… and how would you know that??

Because I’ve talked to him once or twice before?

yikes how did that go for you

Er… He was fairly ‘chill’, all things considered?

…uhuh

I’m not lying. I don’t have any reason to lie to you, as far as I’m aware.

its just weird??

He’s not that bad, honestly?

he doesn’t???

what? Glenn smells like weed permanently.

...there's more than one?

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

lark foster??

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

oh my god that sucks dude

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

it’s his whole thing???

Do you mean Glenn?

my dad’s a doctor what the fuck are you talking about

… Glenn is not a doctor. What?

uh… and how would you know that??

Because I’ve talked to him once or twice before?

yikes how did that go for you

Er… He was fairly ‘chill’, all things considered?

…uhuh

I’m not lying. I don’t have any reason to lie to you, as far as I’m aware.

its just weird??

He’s not that bad, honestly?

...there's more than one?

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

lark foster??

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

oh my god that sucks dude

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

it’s his whole thing???

Do you mean Glenn?

my dad’s a doctor what the fuck are you talking about

… Glenn is not a doctor. What?

uh… and how would you know that??

Because I’ve talked to him once or twice before?

yikes how did that go for you

Er… He was fairly ‘chill’, all things considered?

…uhuh

I’m not lying. I don’t have any reason to lie to you, as far as I’m aware.

...there's more than one?

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

lark foster??

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

oh my god that sucks dude

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

it’s his whole thing???

Do you mean Glenn?

my dad’s a doctor what the fuck are you talking about

… Glenn is not a doctor. What?

uh… and how would you know that??

Because I’ve talked to him once or twice before?

yikes how did that go for you

Er… He was fairly ‘chill’, all things considered?

...there's more than one?

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

lark foster??

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

oh my god that sucks dude

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

it’s his whole thing???

Do you mean Glenn?

my dad’s a doctor what the fuck are you talking about

… Glenn is not a doctor. What?

uh… and how would you know that??

Because I’ve talked to him once or twice before?

...there's more than one?

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

lark foster??

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

oh my god that sucks dude

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

it’s his whole thing???

Do you mean Glenn?

my dad’s a doctor what the fuck are you talking about

… Glenn is not a doctor. What?

...there's more than one?

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

lark foster??

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

oh my god that sucks dude

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

it’s his whole thing???

Do you mean Glenn?

...there's more than one?

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

lark foster??

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

oh my god that sucks dude

… Henry? A stoner? I think you’ve got him mixed up.

...there's more than one?

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

lark foster??

… Ah. No, I’m dating Lark Garcia. (Although sometimes known as Lark Oak-Garcia.) And yes, Foster did attempt to murder me. Political assassination, I believe?

...there's more than one?

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

somehow i feel like we’re talking about different people.

… Wait, do you mean the Lark that tried to kill me?

...there's more than one?

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?

yes?? i'm like 90% sure he kills people???

My boyfriend has never killed anyone.

...there's more than one?

Sorry, did you have a particular issue with Lark?