get in the frickin robot

So what if I’m confused? So what if it’s a phase? What difference does it make? It’s my life. It’s my body. I am free to craft and adorn it as I please, mind your business. 

Attention passengers this is your captain screaming

Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

Unintellectual property. Really dumb but it's mine.

My entire life condensed into one sentence.

Me, waking up my children in 2035: “Get woke, Bae and Thot, it’s time to vore breakfast!”

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we