heard on the streets

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Eden: Listen, Reggie.

Regina: Call me Regina.

Eden: I’d rather not.

#source: galavant #nrpincorrectquote #nrpeden #nrpregina

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*about the band*

Eden: You don’t have all the facts

Darcy: Which are?

Eden: I love them

#source: the office #nrpeden #nrpdarcy #nrpincorrectquote

Aliyah: oh my god I lost my earring

Ashton: Oh my god Aliyah, there are people dying

#source: keeping up with the kardashians #nrpincorrectquote #nrpashton #nrpaliyah #submitted by: kenya

Aliyah: This is my wall of inspirational women.

Aaron: Is that a picture of you?

Aliyah: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I'm often inspired by myself.

#source: parks and rec #nrpincorrectquote #nrpaliyah #nrpaaron

Annalise: All right, you’re clearly not listening to me. I can say whatever I want.

Abel: Tell me about it.

Annalise: I murdered Kian last night.

Abel: I feel you.

Annalise: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can’t stop murdering.

Abel: Been there.

#nrpannalise #nrpabel #nrpincorrectquote #source: b99 #submitted by: hales

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Regina: I will not tolerate this level of foolishness in my presence!

Nadia: Is there another level of foolishness that you’d be more comfortable with?

#source: unknown #nrpincorrectquote #nrpnadia #nrpregina #submitted by: hales

Aaron: Regina, my arch nemesis.

Iris: I thought I was your arch nemesis?

Aaron: I have a life outside of you, Iris.

#nrpiris #nrpaaron #source: the simpsons #nrpincorrectquote #im CRYING #submitted by: hales

Hunter: You read my diary?!

Thomas: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

#source: bridesmaids #nrphunter #nrpthomas #nrpincorrectquote #submitted by: hales

Kai: What are we doing?

Abel: Wasting our lives.

Kai: I mean for lunch.

#source: friends #nrpincorrectquote #nrpkai #nrpabel #submitted by: kenya

Louisa: Maybe you should focus on your health… when’s the last time you had a carrot?

Kai: Well, it’s my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to, I’ll just eat the frosting.

#source: b99 #submitted by: kenya #nrpincorrectquote #nrplouisa #nrpkai

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Maya: *Talkin about feelings*

Maya: *Looks over at Maverick* Are you climbing out a window?

Maverick, halfway out a window: No.

#source: b99 #nrpincorrectquote #nrpmaverick #nrpmaya

No, seriously, my parents used to have like a harness and a leash for me, because I used to run away in the airport all the time.

Regina Salazar

#nrpincorrectquote #source: overheard in new york #nrpregina

Darcy: I can't speak to your past, but I think you might have an easier time, and maybe a little bit more fun, if you learn to trust people?

Siobhan: The last time I heard that, I was dating a birthday clown, who painted my face in the night and was literally never seen from again

#source: schitt's creek #nrpincorrectquote #nrpdarcy #nrpsiobhan

Learn to coexist!

Alejandro Salazar, yelling at his barking dog

#nrpincorrectquote #source: overheard la #nrpalejandro

Ashton: Ah, it’s the forest. You see someone running through the forest covered in blood you’re not gonna bat an eye. You’ll probably just be like, “As you were.”

Wyatt: That’s not how the forest works.

#source: buzzfeed unsolved #nrpashton #nrpwyatt #nrpincorrectquote

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I am WAY too sleep deprived for your negativity right now.

Aaron Cooper

#nrpaaron #nrpincorrectquote #source: b99

Callum: don't whinge mate

Abel: .....what the fuck

#nrpincorrectquote #submitted by: tee #source: tee #nrpcallum #nrpabel

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