News with Bill

Woman soiled herself during a marathon

Man eaten by piranhas while escaping a swarm of bees

German castrater on trial

Kid injects himself with mercury to turn into Wolverine

Man lives with mobile phone in his stomach

10 weird overseas menu items from American fast food chains

Elementary teacher arrested after student picks marijuana from reward box

Man Rents Poisonous Snake to Kill His Wife

Father Allegedly Shot Son Over Guitar Playing

Chicken Wing Violence

Pizza sauce led to arrest of car burglar

So here it is - I am back after what certainly can be classified as an unreasonably long delay. While I won't offer excuses for my continued poor production and release schedule, I will offer an explanation. I recently made a change professionally, and this was a great decision and a great move for me. This along with my family responsibilities as a single father have really been occupying a majority of time. Things are looking like they are settling down now, and I thank you in advance for your understanding and support!

Well you sure get the full compliment of stories in this episode... I mean, I would have found it interesting to get some marijuana edibles from the snack box in grade school and all, but no such luck. I typically find myself looking at food stories quite a bit. I always find it interesting what other people eat and how things are different in other regions of the United States and in other countries. The top ten list here does not disappoint! I hope that you enjoy this episode and as always, hit me up!

This episode pretty much has it all - unintentional cannibalism, stupid criminals, plasic surgery gone wrong, and an attack with hot grits! Where else could you possibly get a mix of stories like this?

Check out the NWB Youtube channel HERE to see video short takes. Think single news stories that are maybe about 2 minutes or so. Also, full episodes are released there in audio-only format. I'm also experimenting with posting these short takes on Clapper and TikTok to see how engagement goes with each of those spots. Check out @newswithbill on Clapper and @cigarbill on TikTok, or you can search for the #newswithbill hashtag on either one.

Today's stories:

Chinese Serial Killer Sold Delicious Ostrich Meat

Drunk Man Reported Missing Joins Search Party for Himself

Adult Film Actress with Backyard Butt Implants

Man Gets Insurance Payout after Centipede Bites his Nether Regions

Woman in Custody for Abandoning Burning Car While Naked

Boston High School Forced to Use Party Bus with Stripper Pole

Man Arrested After Robbing Same Bank for Second Time in 3 Days

New Jersey Serial Killer Sentenced to 160 Years in Prison

Pizza Roll Pooper Apprehended

Man Staged His Murder Victim at Walmart

Man Sues Psychic Over Ex-girlfriend's Curse

Metal Nails and Screws Removed from Man’s Stomach

Woman Charged With Felonious Grits Attack

Man Uses Sign as a Weapon

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Well, here we are back again with more news from the seedy underbelly of this rock that we all live on. Sure, there are stories about defecation, hammer attacks (not the rapper), and racists, but there are bright spots on the horizon... I hope...

I continue to hope that my schedule will open up to the point that I can start publishing new episodes more frequently than every 4-6 weeks - my fingers are crossed! I also hope to start trying out some video shorts, and maybe start using a snack source that I have found for some international snack reviews!

Here is what you have to look forward to this episode:

United Airlines Says No to Duct Tape

Defendant's Defecation Becomes a Focus

Couple Arrested For Mutual Pasta Battery

Man Cuts Off Part and Throws It Out of Car

Sending Biohazardous Material Through The Mail

Ohio Woman Beats Another Woman With Hammer

Rhino Head Found on Street Corner

Naked Woman Spews Racist Insults

Chipotle Gun Slinger

Naked Driver Takes Toll On Collectors

Pipe Bombs for a Cause

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Yes, that title reflects an actual "thing"... Just wait until you hear what the Stedji Brewery in Iceland puts in to their Whale Beer, and how they actually make it! On a side note, if anybody has any connections in Iceland and they can send me a sample bottle, let me know!

With all of the seriousness going on in the world with the COVID Delta Variant and what is going on in Afghanistan, it is nice to know that there are other things going on in the world that are decidely less serious, right?

Enjoy this episode, and as always let me know what you think!

Satanist Trying to Get Ahead

Toronto Strip Club Vaccinating Sex Workers

10 Strangest Flavoured Foods And Drinks

Bowel Movement Forced Flight to Land

Man Bitten by Python While Sitting on the Toilet

Pantsless Florida Woman Arrested Inside a Circle K

Couple Opened Fire On Burger King Workers Over A Sandwich

Woman Shocked On Mother’s Day

Dipping Sauce Rage

Injuries at the US Titanic Museum

Check out this video about how the Icelandic Whale Beer is made!

https://youtu.be/QoHtvIsctSk

Another round up of oddities for your enjoyment... The highlight...errr...lowlight is no doubt the PETA performance - check below for the youtube video. And the next time you're at the store, be sure to pick up one of those comically large logs of gound beef. You know, for home defense and all.

As always, thanks for checking the show out - I hope that you enjoy listening as much as I enjoy putting this together!

Head in the Car, Parts in the Trunk

Stand Your Ground… Against an Iguana?

10 Bizarre Things People Tried To Sell Online

Ground Beef Battery

Stop Animal Insults

Inappropriate Cockpit Conduct

And here you go.... whether you have been waiting for it or trying to avoid it, you have no choice but to watch it now! (My apologies in advance.)

https://youtu.be/qACxfKB3iP4

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So here I am back again with another collection of oddities. While there are a fewer number of stories this episode, a couple of them are longer than usual, so it all evens out in the end. First off, when you think about it, things really have to be bad for a criminal to call the cops on his victim, right? That is a weird convergence of carjacking and irresponsible parenting… And it is unbelievable what action the Egyptian government considers appropriate for some phallic cupcakes.

I hope that this show is at least a slight glimmer of humor in this world of COVID, Chinese Rockets, and celebrities getting into odd sorts of troubles.

In this episode:

Car Thief Threatened to Call Cops on His Victim

Deadly Things We Used to Think Were Safe

Pensioners Are Learning How to Make Their Own Caskets

Egyptian Baker Arrested for Inappropriate Cupcakes

Extra Rules Added to Popular Games by Families

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So here we are...  and where have we been?   Well, I cannot use COVID nor the recent crazy political climate we have experienced here in the States as excuses.  This one is on me.   My day job has kept be extraordinarily busy, to the point that I was working quite a few evenings to get caught up on some time sensitive stuff.   Of course, there are the extra work projects that I am a part of that have been eating at my time too.

Nonetheless, here I am... back again!    Aside from the usual assortment of crazy news, that you have come to know and regret, I was also able to add a personal story.

My son and I tried the Firey Five Jelly Belly selections... we tried each flavor together - from Sriracha all the way up to Carolina Reaper!    They were pretty spicy, and if I get my son's permission, I'll post the video of his reaction to the Carolina Reaper Jelly Belly here on the site!

Today's story lineup includes the following gems:

- Man Fighting Covid Blinded and Paralyzed by Cobra - The Pope’s Instagram Account Liked Bikini Model - Florida mom made toddler smoke THC - Biker is a 3 Time Loser - Company Installs Timers in Employee Toilets - Pastor Turns His Chapel Into a Strip Club - Man on 28-year Lockdown in a Closet - Hitler is Back - Woman Found Part of Her Ear Missing After a Nose Job - Children Sprout Hair All Over After Taking Medicine - Naked Stranger Found Inside Tennessee Home - Man Has Lack of Lettuce Meltdown - Chicago Man Stabbed to Death Over Thanksgiving Leftovers

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Well, yet another episode with a story or two that kind of left me speechless... and one that caused my physical discomfort. By the story titles, can you guess which one?

And this begs the question... if you volunteer for something or seek it out, can you later really be called a victim?

I recorded this episode on Thanksgiving night, so I was full of ham, mac & cheese, other miscellaneous sides, and a Russian River Blind Pig to drink. You be the judge if the food coma and/or IPA had an impact on this episide - I won't tell you how much postproduction was required.

This episode's top stories:

Quadruple Amputee Arrested for Drunk Driving

Man arrested after biting a man’s nose off

Man Arrested After Hitting Cop With Bible

Man Knifed Family Member over Almond Milk

Farmer has arm torn off by hay baler

Baby Shark Used To Punish Inmates

Airline Passenger Racist with a Crown

Couple Names Their Daughter after Internet Service Provider

Woman Busted After Hitting Cop With Meth

Man Busted For Pizza Battery

Illegal Castration is a thing in Oklahoma

Suspect’s ID Did Not Pass Sniff Test

Please let me know what you think of this episode!

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