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i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

im so fucking stupid

Try our app! It will generate videos of you as a little bobblehead that somehow looks like an adult 6 year old stung by a bee!

Try our game! Heres a video of someone playing an extremely easy game wrong on purpose

Try our dating app! Heres a video of a real woman with spread legs obviously masturbating in her pants. This passed scrutiny somehow on the site that will ban women for wearing crop tops in a selfie

Try our slop game! Here's some slop gameplay thats intentionally extremely baffling. Maybe you'll feed rats to plague victims like you're gregory mouse bites house. Anything goes!

Don't you hate being on a trip with your friends? You could play our game thats designed to numb and addict you! It clearly barely works because of the janky physics but at least you can ignore that pesky beach!

Check this out! You can put bread and pastries on a very large wooden swing you'll struggle to store away or even present and then scoop some ice in an uninsulated clear plastic 'ice box' that insulates the stuff you're trying to cool more from the ice than the ice is insulated from the outside! None of this makes any sense but it sure looks like products! Order directly from China!

Remember angry birds? Neither do we! As evidenced by the following video of an angry birds ripoff where either the physics dont work or everything just explodes. Install now!

Plastic trees! Look, you have to assemble it! Order a large plastic tree from China!

Looks like you have your audio set to a non zero amount, let me just unmute and play some audio for you! Its fart sounds by the way, we hope you like fart and maggot themed games now!