typical

babygirl i am constantly riddled with extreme feelings of inadequacy

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

Fucking hate pet rent.  You want my cat to pay rent?  She is a cat.  Cats don’t have jobs.  Idiot.

Excuse me? What, and I can not overstate this enough, the fuck is pet rent?

The US is hostile to both human and animal life

How the frick fracketty fuck

sorry for putting you in a glass jar with a twig and a leaf i thought you would like it

bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”

your friends & partners will actually love it if you enforce your boundaries b/c then they will never again need to guess if they're ever making you uncomfortable & don't know. healthy living tip :)