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❛ what’s wrong with you? have you been eating cheese? ❜

❛ look what the homosexuals have done to me. ❜

❛ it just makes me want to set myself on fire. ❜

❛ now, will someone please have the decency to punch me in the face? ❜

❛ what have we always said is the most important thing? ❜

❛ ten cents gets you nuts. ❜

❛ i wasn’t crazy about thirteen; the acne, the self-consciousness, the erections. ❜

❛ wow... it’s so much like stealing. ❜

❛ i don’t care for [ name ]. ❜

❛ here’s some money, go see a star war. ❜

❛ there’s a good chance i may have committed some light treason. ❜

❛ we have unlimited juice? this party is going to be off the hook. ❜

❛ that was ninety percent gravity. ❜

❛ watch your back my little immigrant friend. ❜

❛ if that’s a veiled criticism about me, i won’t hear it and i won’t respond to it. ❜

❛ oh my god! we’re having a fire... sale. ❜  

❛ somewhere over the rainbow... there’s another rainbow. ❜

❛ if i wanted something your thumb touched i’d eat the inside of your ear! ❜

❛ i know you’re the big marriage expert -- oh, i’m sorry, i forgot. your wife is dead. ❜  

❛ i’ve made a huge mistake. ❜

❛ it’s his glasses, they make him look like a lizard. ❜

❛ she’s not that mexican, she’s my mexican. ❜

❛ i was made to understand there were grilled cheese sandwiches here. ❜

❛ i don’t understand the question and i won’t respond to it. ❜

❛ you selfish country-loving music lady. ❜

❛ i sold you for a packet of cigarettes. ❜

❛ tell me you’ve got an exit strategy. ❜

❛ would a coward have this? ❜

❛ how hard could it bee? zzzz! ❜    

❛ even if it means me taking a chubby, i will suck it up. ❜

❛ i mis-underestimated you. ❜

❛ i’m half-machine. i’m a monster! ❜

❛ stop licking my hand! ❜

❛ there’s a new daddy in town: a discipline daddy. ❜  

❛ i wanna cry so bad, but i don’t think i can spare the moisture. ❜

❛ i was gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. ❜

❛ damn it! my legs are so powerful. ❜

❛ why don’t we just take an ad out in the ‘i’m poor’ magazine? ❜

❛ tell you what, i’ll drink you for it. ❜

❛ he’s lost his left hand, so he’s going to be all right. ❜

❛ is this a business decision or is it personal? because if it’s business, i’ll go away happily. but if it’s personal, i’ll go away... but i won’t be happy. ❜