New & Classic Who

“Oh dear, what’s happening? Is the Doctor dying?

Wait.

one: does not like the movie anyone else picks (except for Susan’s choices, those are fine) 

two: doesn’t matter what you’re watching, two is scared. anything that is remotely similar to a jumpscare is too much. he is clutching Jamie’s arm for dear life

three: is actually pleasant to watch a movie with so long as it has sufficient cultural cache (or it’s got a lot of car chases) 

four: one of those insufferable bastards who figures out the plot twist in the first five minutes and then gloats 

five: falls asleep (claims he was just resting his eyes) 

six: points out any and all inaccuracies in the movie 

seven: figures out the plot twist, does not gloat, tries to nudge his viewing companions into figuring it out themselves 

eight: will not shut the fuck up. has a running commentary on everything that happens and reacts with passion even if he’s already seen the movie before. then someone else talks and it’s all “you’re ruining the best part charley!” 

nine: claims he’s not actually watching but instead is just keeping who is watching company while he tinkers or whatever (he is watching) 

ten: likes to watch musicals and sing along to all the songs loudly 

eleven: can’t sit still long enough to watch a movie 

twelve: had never watched a movie in his life until he and missy start doing semi frequent movie nights in the vault. he claims this is just give her some variety and he does not enjoy it and that “it’s not a date bill!” 

sick of companions all coming from 21st century england? please enjoy this selection of companions from the 18th, 19th, 20th and 22nd centuries!

since half the episodes are missing, theres a diverse range of mediums to watch it in - regular live action, animated reconstruction, or my personal favourite, PowerPoint Slideshow With Questionable Audio

base under seige is only a dull plot if you dont enjoy your blorbos getting put in Situations, which i dont believe anyone on tumblr has ever been accused of

patrick troughton was a stout 5' 7". frazer hines, his tallest companion, was 5' 6.5" - most were noticeably shorter. every other character looks very tall around them, and the monsters of the week look positively, frighteningly huge

i cannot stress enough. that about 70% of the show is just this