My Random Thoughts

Making furniture with pallets is our generations’ version of Great Depression potato sack clothes.

It makes no sense why a toaster has a high option considering all it does is burn your bread.

Toilets are one of the world’s best transport systems, just not for us…

Sloths must be hella bitter about an entire deadly sin being named after them.

I’m surprised we haven’t had a Double-O expanded James Bond universe

At some point you’ve made a subconscious decision that’s saved your life without even realising

People complain about how if McDonald’s paid their employees more, they’d charge us more for food and those same people haven’t said a word when McDonald’s dramatically increased their prices over the past few years all while not increasing their employees pay by much at all

Car blinkers only ‘blink’ on one side, so technically they’re winkers.

You never see good camouflage.

If you donated blood you probably erected another man’s penis.

Intricate rituals

G-d willing my blood does that to a man

Yo i gotta donate blood…

Peas are just vegetable sprinkles

How many times can the same thing break your heart?

The quickest way to lose a blessing is to act like you can always find another one.