Block Me Glungo

if dennis was real i'd show him all the mean posts online about him. see how far i could push him

the life of glenn howerton is such that every once in awhile, another old friend outs him as someone who gives really really good blowjobs. that’s just what it is

hmu if you wanna move to the suburbs… it’ll be cute you can make me mac and cheese every day, i’ll spend every second of my commute hollering at strangers, and we can fill our home with trash to keep it from going into landfills #ecofriendly. every once in a while i’ll go to an applebees without you to eat potstickers alone to play hard to get (haha). then if you’re really lucky i might run around our home screaming at the top of my lungs, brandishing a fire poker to keep it fresh and fun.

dee reminding the gang that lesbians exist….. lesbian legend