i wanna lay you down

The relationship part…? But like I said, in a very good way! As long as you’re happy, man, it’s great. Beyond great, really, when you’re with the right person.

I am happy. She’s a really cool girl.

Now you’re talking.  

She’s cool and fun so I bet she’d be all about it.

Not that its any of your business really, but a girl could do way worse. Seems to me that you are a little jealous of his game.

He got fired, babe. For being old, and wrinkly and a piece of shit player.

Does that mean you can help a guy out and let him sneak in every now and then? Kidding, man. That’s pretty awesome, I’m glad that’s working out for you. Well, I have to admit I’m a little surprised here. In a very good way.

Surprised about what? That I have a job or that I have a girlfriend?

Too bad, I’ll have to let my imagination fill in the gaps.  No they haven’t!  And I can’t believe your saying that on today of all days when the greatest is playing his last game.

Oh my god. You would totally fuck that roided up has been, wouldn’t you?

Doug Fascinelli.  I appreciate the offer, but unless it involves you coming investing with him based upon his hot secretary, I’ll have to pass.   

I mean, I don’t have money but I bet I could get Carmen to pretend to and we could come in. Bonus points if I can get her to flirt with you? 

I haven’t lost track of time yet but I’ve been pretty much all work and no fun myself so I really can’t say much. New jobs? What would those be? And boyfriend. I think I might need an update on that.

I work security at MSG and a couple co-workers hooked me up with some private security stuff. And I’m a boyfriend. Like, a legit one and not just letting some chick call me that. Her name’s Carmen.