NOTTOC 「Fai」

7/1: Jounin, Intimacy

7/2: School Days, Warrior

7/3: Science Fiction, Misunderstanding

7/4: Good Fortune, Warring Clans Era

7/5: ANBU, Spontaneous Acts

7/6: Yin/Yang, Fandom Crossover

7/7: Housewarming, Forever & Always

7/8: Historical AU, For the Mission

7/9: Engagement, Shuriken

7/10: Genderbent, Reincarnation

7/11: First Date, Friends to Lovers

7/12: Family Affair, Last Kiss

7/13: I Choose You, Mutual Pining

7/14: Horror, Phoenix Rising

7/15: Lovesick, Cooking

7/16: Up in Smoke, Babysitting

7/17: Battle-Ready, Myth/Fantasy AU

7/18: Whisper, Destiny

7/19: Treasured, Broken Promise

7/20: Curry of Life, Sunset

7/21: Sickness & Health, Post-War

7/22: Confession, Dog Days

7/23: Caged Bird, Death Swap

7/24: Clan Swap, Teamwork

7/25: Flowers, Unfinished

7/26: Modern AU, Grief

7/27: First Love, Afterlife

7/28: Samurai, Espionage

7/29: Dual Loyalties, Envy

7/30: Weapons Shop, Hyuga Tradition

7/31: Free

Bonus Prompts:

Ambition

Fixation

Neji: ....... I would answer it(?)

Tenten: Even if it didn't make sense?

Neji: Yes, I suppose some girls maybe just want some sincere answer

Tenten: Then maybe I should ask one😏

Neji: What?

Tenten: I have some of that question, my friend also tell me how they ask their boyfriend and it's hilarious

Neji: And that is?????

Tenten: Alright, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Neji: A worm??????

Tenten: Yes

Neji: Why would you be a worm? (his logic didn't get it at all)

Tenten: Well I don't know, maybe some jutsu, some curse, life, I don't know

Neji: (Thinking like REALLY thinking) I would protect you(?)

Tenten: What do you mean?

Neji: I would make sure nobody stepped on you and put you in a jar

Tenten: In a jar?😭

Neji: Yes????

Tenten: Alright I have more

Neji: You have more question?

Tenten: Do you love me because I'm pretty or do you think I'm pretty because you love me?

Neji: (blinked, stared, froze) What kind of question is that?🤨

Tenten: Just answer it

Neji: It's illogical?

Tenten: Just answer it, Neji

Neji: I think.... You're pretty because I love you

Tenten: So you're saying I'm actually ugly?

Neji: What? No.

Tenten: So you're saying I'm secretly ugly but your feelings cover it up?

Neji: See? You twist the logic again

Tenten: 😁😁😁, if I had an identical twins would you still be attracted to me? Like me and my identical sister are EXACTLY the same, so would you?

Neji: *thinking* if I say yes, you'll accuse me of being unfaithfull, if I say no you'll accuse me for not loving you

Tenten: THAT'S THE POINT😁

Neji: Here me out, even if you have identical twins that looks exactly like you, you wouldn't be the same person, right? You wouldn't laugh the same or smile the same or keep me awake with impossible question

Tenten: Alright then, here me out. If we got divorced-

Neji: We're not getting divorce

Tenten: Hypothetically! If we got divorce would you get back with your ex?

Neji: If we got divorce, aren't you gonna be my ex? Then yes I will get back to my ex

Tenten: Oh come on you're not fun

Neji: (smirk, smile in win) you got more?

Tenten: If you had a girlfriend named Hikaru, what would you called her?

Neji: .......I don't have a girlfriend named Hikaru????

Tenten: I said IF

Neji: 🤔, if I had a girlfriend named Hikaru.... I would.... Probably..... Called her by her name

Tenten: So you do have a girlfriend named Hikaru?

Neji: Because that's the name you gave her in the question

Tenten: Oh? So you admit you know her?

Neji: Tenten-

Tenten: Ehehe, you married my impossible question btw😁

Neji: Yeah unfortunately

Tenten: So you love me but unfortunately?🤨 wow, imagine Hikaru hearing that

Neji: You're unbelieveable

Tenten: I have two more question

Neji: I'm listening

Tenten: If I'm about to die and the only thing you could do to save me is to kiss another girl, what would you do?

Neji: What????????? Let me ask you tenten, how is that logical? How can I kiss someone else to save you?

Tenten: (laugh) so you can't answer it?

Neji: (won't give up and want to figure out the answer, thinking really hard for a sec) alright here me out

Tenten: Yes?

Neji: I will go to another universe and find yourself in that universe like Tenten earth 2.0 and kiss her and then I get back to our universe so now you're safe

Tenten: (burst out laugh) what?😭 that's not logical

Neji: Who said the only thing that could save you is to kiss another person is logical?

Tenten: Right, okay one more question. If I'm in a coma and then I have a clone, like that clone is literally me so would you be together with my clone?

Neji: .......You can't do shadow clone jutsu if you're in a coma?????

Tenten: Come on play along😁

Neji: Yes? I would date your clone I guess, that's still you right?

Tenten: Right, and if 5 years later I woke up and lost my memories, would you get back to me and leave my clone that obviously have 5 years memories with you which I don't have

Neji: (stratch his forehead) alright I would get back to you and I will do my own shadow clone to date your clone instead

Tenten: (laugh) okay your answer is sound genius though😭

Neji: I get that how it feels like to be asking things like that, thanks btw (shake her hand)