I'm Not Her

Sorry to say it, but it’s a pretty shitty curse/blessing.

Maybe it just seems that way to you because it's obvious that I don't like you. 

Oh Della, I can always count on you to be a loving sister, can’t I?

What can i say? It's both a blessing and a curse.

I’m right here.  Do I even want to know why you’re looking for me?

Oh, no reason. I was just hoping someone would tell me that you'd somehow managed to fall off your broom and, you know, snapped your neck. Sigh, maybe next time.

Well, I can keep track of it as long as it's in the same place where I left it -- which it isn't.