Blargh

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

NO

WELP

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

im afraid i cannot participate in any jokes about butter chicken because pretty much the only thing i ever order at any Indian restaurant is lamb vindaloo. im no better than butter chicken girl, im just spicier

When me and my mom go to get Indian frok one place we split butter chicken and lamb vindaloo with garlic naan. So same. The contrast of the spicy and creamy is amazing though. Though at the Nepalese place we go spicy pork, eggplant l, and chana masala. Also samosas and/or chicken momos

Clearly the demon has a love of chocolate and is priming you to satisfy it

the demon is full of rage and violence. she beats me up from the inside where i cannot escape her and has now begun beating her father when he tries to get too close to me

I look forward to the demon's career as a world champion kickboxer

“Want to see my stalagmite cultivation work?”

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.