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ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

biggest plot twist in cinematic history

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how to flirt with someone in a museum: introduce yourself and then say i would shake your hand but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces

People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.

This reminds me of tumblr in some ways

I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

Slowclappinginthedistance

forever reblog.

explain

the fuck is this sorcery 

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

Yeah, that’d be the last thing I’d say to a girl..

Yeah, because you’d be dead before you could say anything else lol

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