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signs as unlikely friends
Aries and Cancer Pisces and Sagittarius Gemini and Taurus Libra and Virgo Scorpio and Aries Scorpio and Sagittarius Capricorn and Aquarius Cancer and Libra Gemini and Pisces Sagittarius and Virgo Capricorn and Leo Pisces and Leo
Who the signs are to you:
ARIES:
Aries: the person you don’t really know well, but you’re always having a great time going out together
Taurus: that weirdo at work you just can’t get along with without any apparent reason
Gemini: that from-time-to-time sex partner
Cancer: your little sister you always have to protect from everyone
Leo: shopping buddy
Virgo: that one bitchy, arrogant chick you couldn’t stand at the first sight
Libra: future wife/husband
Scorpio: that one ex you’ll always feel attracted to, even though it will never work out
Sagittarius: crush
Capricorn: that weird nerdy neighbour that looks quite lovely but you never spoke a word to them
Aquarius: that one person that gets everything you want so much
Pisces: just a random useless person
TAURUS
Aries: an annoying guy at work who gets all the credits you deserve
Taurus: your first love you’ll never forget
Gemini: that two-faced bitch you’re a little jealous of
Cancer: that person you’re not really best friends with but to whom you can always turn when you feel down
Leo: that hot guy you secretly crave
Virgo: a childhood friend that helped you become who you are now
Libra: your boss
Scorpio: your boyfriend/girlfriend
Sagittarius: crazy, odd creep that entertains you when you’re sad
Capricorn: bff!
Aquarius: your loving grandmother
Pisces: that one pervert you know who always makes you laugh
GEMINI
Aries: a huge crush you can’t get over no matter what you do
Taurus: high school desk neighbour
Gemini: the person you laugh the most with
Cancer: your one & only real love
Leo: drinking buddy
Virgo: that one annoying person that always sees through you not buying your lies like others do
Libra: that girl intriguing all the time
Scorpio: that bitch with a few kilogrammes makeup on you just can’t stand
Sagittarius: best travel partner you’ll ever have
Capricorn: your older brother
Aquarius: the person you know has a crush on, but you can’t relate, even though you’re enjoying this fact
Pisces: the one who does all your homework
CANCER
Aries: you wish you had their confidence
Taurus: childhood neighbour
Gemini: your job partner who does all the work
Cancer: your opposite gender best friend, the prove that girl & boy can be just friends
Leo: they’re so beautiful, I wish I had a little of their beauty
Virgo: that person that tries to make you believe in how amazing you are
Libra: that weird person who never talks but you somehow still hang out with them
Scorpio: that one person who talks so sarcastically that you can’t understand if they’re being serious or not
Sagittarius: that annoying bitch bullying you all the time
Capricorn: that one person you will always like even though it doesn’t work out between you
Aquarius: how can you be so arrogant?
Pisces: best friend
LEO
Aries: slaying together!
Taurus: that one friend you’re trying to make more social, ‘cause they’re actually pretty cool, but they just prefer to Netflix & chill at home
Gemini: that one sarcastic but charming guy you like, but they keep making fun of your attitude
Cancer: your spiritually obsessed uncle
Leo: your wingman who always steals your girls in the end
Virgo: that silent friend who gets crazy as hell when drunk
Libra: your personal clown, basically entertaining you through life
Scorpio: the only person that knows how to handle your ego, but you can’t trust them, ‘cause they have some kind of power over you
Sagittarius: cooking partner
Capricorn: your older, smarter sister, but you’re always beating her in being popular & hot
Aquarius: the only person you will fall in love with for real
Pisces: your boss who’s way too easy to manipulate
VIRGO
Aries: that one guy who gets all the girls you like because they’re hot & charming, but you’re just a shy potato
Taurus: an actual friend
Gemini: that one person you feel kind of alike with but you still just don’t like them
Cancer: your boo
Leo: that girl you thought was your best friend but she has like 5 other best friends and so you feel somehow friendship wise heartbroken
Virgo: that fling you had on a holiday but it was so good you won’t ever forget them
Libra: I wish I was as creative & adorable as they are
Scorpio: your wife who’s gonna leave you in the end ‘cause she will realise how different you are after 10 years of marriage
Sagittarius: that hot girl you totally have a crush on but she’s out of your league, ‘cause well, you’re still a potato
Capricorn: the only friend who actually knows how to deal with your weirdnesses and phobias
Aquarius: your psychologist
Pisces: a girl you get perfectly along with, but can’t really understand why, because you’re so different
LIBRA
Aries: partner in crime
Taurus: your beauty idol you always try to copy
Gemini: only you can understand both of their faces
Cancer: that lovely person having so much bad luck that you always feel sorry for them
Leo: that flowers obsessed relative
Virgo: your neighbour
Libra: that one boring person that always asks you to go out. You know it’s gonna be boring but can’t say no, ‘cause they are actually really nice
Scorpio: that person you’re inhumanly attracted to
Sagittarius: fiancé(e) that’s gonna leave you at the altar
Capricorn: fiancé(e) that’s gonna marry you
Aquarius: long lost half sister who turns out to be really cool
Pisces: the shoulder to cry on from time to time
SCORPIO
Aries: a huge crush who doesn’t really like you back but you keep trying, even though you know it’s gonna hurt
Taurus: your favourite singer
Gemini: the best person to have late night conversations with
Cancer: a lovely family member you will always support
Leo: that bitch needing attention all the time but you’re too busy being self-absorbed
Virgo: the sign that 90% of your crushes are
Libra: your best freaking sex partner ever
Scorpio: childhood love that never really faded
Sagittarius: that one cheater boyfriend you somehow forgive over and over again
Capricorn: your daughter you can act like best friends with
Aquarius: unexplainably undesirable person
Pisces: best friend you never dare getting in a romantic relationship with because you know you’ll hurt them
SAGITTARIUS
Aries: your modelling partner
Taurus: that stubborn little shit always trying to ruin your life
Gemini: you don’t know it yet but they’re the love of your life
Cancer: that person with an amazing taste in music so you can’t stop admiring it
Leo: drinking buddy
Virgo: your favourite actor
Libra: your make up artist
Scorpio: your witch neighbour, you don’t believe she actually is one but she scares you anyway somehow
Sagittarius: best travel buddy
Capricorn: that gloomy person, you never what they are actually thinking
Aquarius: on/off relationship
Pisces: that one person always trying to joke but has an awful sense of humour
CAPRICORN
Aries: your female friend that is amazingly beautiful & kind but just doesn’t believe it and all you do is trying to build up a little confidence in her
Taurus: your gay best friend
Gemini: lovely & interesting person to spend time with without any real trust
Cancer: that one adorable human being you will always wonder about like: how can you be so lovely & innocent?
Leo: that one bitch always trying to ruin your life, making drama around you now and then
Virgo: that person you get along with perfectly, you understand each other without words, you absolutely love them, but you’ll always stay friends because there’s a lack of physical attraction
Libra: they want you.
Scorpio: a fling
Sagittarius: that person you like somehow but it never comes to a real relationship, they seem not to notice you the right way
Capricorn: YOUR ONE AND ONLY SOULMATE
Aquarius: that annoying relative always judging you
Pisces: that one fake ass ex you’ll never forgive yourself dating
AQUARIUS
Aries: a friend that always manages to cheer you up
Taurus: that lovely person you always wanted to get to know, but you have no idea how to start a conversation
Gemini: just… bae
Cancer: head up, your crown is falling. Oh wait, which crown?
Leo: your most beautiful friend. she’s the only one allowed to be more beautiful than you are
Virgo: your long-lost child
Libra: that one friend that lives on the other side of the world but you stay friends no matter what
Scorpio: a person that life always puts as an interference to you, so you end up hating them
Sagittarius: that one relative you never meet ‘cause they’re always travelling
Capricorn: that one friend that seems completely heartless to you
Aquarius: a bitch you’re always competing with
Pisces: you fell in love with their kindness
PISCES
Aries: wait… who?
Taurus: that one person who protects you in difficult situations every time
Gemini: they seem so lovely why can’t they stop bullying me?
Cancer: cry buddy
Leo: that person with a huge heart, it isn’t obvious at first sight but you can trust them with anything
Virgo: future husband you will finally feel secure with
Libra: they are so beautiful you can’t help falling in love with them
Scorpio: gossip girl friend
Sagittarius: stupid high school buddy
Capricorn: your long-term love that you can’t forget
Aquarius: that married guy you can’t stop wanting
Pisces: bestie
What I love of the signs
Aries: how flashy they are. How easily they open to the people. How authentic and funny is without trying. It’s someone I like to look at and I like it very much.
Taurus: there are some Taurus that are so adorable. They are so kind and take care of everyone. I want to hug them all they.
Gemini: they are crazy af in a bad way. I love it. But if we had to spend a week under the same roof, I am not sure who would kill who first
Cancer: they are very cute, they are beautiful. They are in the small group of people that I want to embrace. High expectations, always dreaming and giving me desire to dream too.
Leo: their presence. They walk with confidence. I have to turn to see the king who has just entered.
Virgo: they look mysterious. I want to know what they are thinking.
Libra: how they could be eating like a beast and still being the most beautiful and delicate flower of the garden. I love it sO MUCH.
Scorpio: everything. Seriously. I love every thing about them.
Sagittarius: they don’t have a hard time saying anything. They think it, they say it.
Capricorn: I really love how direct you are.
Aquarius: they interest me. You are very closed, I want to know what there is inside your head. I like that you are aware of your problems, know why they are there and how to fix them.
Pisces: I consider them one of the funniest signs of the zodiac.

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Zodiac Alignment Outlook 2017
Lawful Good: Leo
Lawful Evil: Capricorn
Lawful Neutral: Cancer, Libra
Neutral Good: Gemini, Aquarius
True Neutral: Virgo
Neutral Evil: Sagittarius
Chaotic Good: Aries, Pisces
Chaotic Evil: Scorpio
Chaotic Neutral: Taurus
Love yourself
ARIES: love the way your head makes decisions before you can think about things, love the passion that drives through your blood, love the way your body looks
TAURUS: love the atmosphere in your soul, love your adorable curves, love your calming voice that helps others get through their day
GEMINI: love your happy smile, love the way your personality shines through no matter what people say, love the way you talk
CANCER: love the way you always help people and care about people, love your empathy, love the way you let a little, beautiful tear come out
LEO: love your pride when you’re feeling down, love your self-confidence, love the warm, fuzzy feeling when craving for someone or something
VIRGO: love the way you overthink things for the best, love the way you solve problems, love your crave for any knowledge
LIBRA: love the way you handle social situations, love your indecisiveness because it might help you at times, love the impression you leave
SCORPIO: love your intensity, love your craving for more love and attention, love the way your heart beats when thinking of something that makes you happy
SAGITTARIUS: love your imperfections for they are beautiful, love your sense of humor, love the way you are always down for new things
CAPRICORN: love the way your eyes widen when you hear something you’re interested in, love that people look up to you, love your looks
AQUARIUS: love your uniqueness, love the way you feel safe when being around your favorite people, love the excitement you feel when you create something
PISCES: love the way your mind drifts away sometimes, love your old soul, love your advice because people need to hear it

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Things you shouldn't say to the Signs
Aries: "Simply follow the rules" / Aries often feel a deep need to explore and wander and do as they please, & these urges come in waves they can't control.
Taurus: "Change your ways" / Taurus have come a long way to build who they are, and will not easily adapt or adjust their identity for no good reason. Accept it.
Gemini: "Stay still" / Gemini is known for their (nervous) energy and involuntary restlessness. Drumming fingers, tapping, fiddling. There's so much to contain.
Cancer: "Stop caring" / The Lunar baby, Cancer, is filled with emotions at all times. Without feelings, the Cancer feels empty and devoid of life. Soulless.
Leo: "You won't make a difference" / Leos were born to be warm and bright, to cherish and be cherished. So remember them for all the warmth they always give us.
Virgo: "No need to try your hardest" / Virgos are never satisfied until they've done their best. No matter what they're doing- their work is a piece of them.
Libra: "You won't understand" / A Libra will often try to connect with you, converse and reach out. Almost like a reflex. Don't shut them out. They'll understand.
Scorpio: "Just let it go" / Scorpios hold on tight to the things that make them feel complete, and wanted, and not broken. They need time to heal- and that's OK.
Sagittarius: "Sugarcoat it a litle" / Sagittarius are often tremendously in love with the idea of truth. They search for it everywhere- specially within their words.
Capricorn: "You're a disappointment" / Their work-orientated mind and pragmatic energy are fueled by deep rooted insecurity & fear of not being or doing enough.
Aquarius: "Do it my way" / The person who wanted to do something but won't anymore because you told them to is an Aquarius. Close the door, they'll tear the wall down
Pisces: "You can't save the world" / Nothing hurts a Pisces more than being powerless when it comes to the suffering of others. They'll never give in to indifference.
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The Signs as Mermaids
Aries- Much like Sirens, Aries’ mermaids are alluring. Though they don’t share the same genetics as the fabled Sirens, whom were part human part bird, they have similar characteristics. They have a ruby red tail that has a fan-like fin, and have many jewels adorning them. They like lavish things, and their suitors will normally try to win their favor by giving them gifts. They are the most hot-headed of the mermaid’s, causing some quarrels here and there. They are seen around South America, near the coasts of Venezuela. Aries’ usually have blonde or white hair, but tan skin. They get along well with predatory fish, but aren’t opposed to chatting with any other marine life that happens by. They are the most social of the group and are very passionate about their ideas. They like to tell stories about their adventures or of their families. When they transform their legs have a permanent stain of red.
Taurus- Seen around Europe, people think they might be related to Merrows. They have flexible tails that vary from dark greens to olive in color, and they have a extra fin on either flank of their tail. It’s translucent and is used to help them glide smoothly through the water. Taurus’ are connected to nature and often will possess great abilities to make plants grow. They use the mud from the banks to draw designs on their skin and are usually in groups of two or three. They have webbed fingers and slightly sharper nails for hunting. They don’t waste any part of their prey, and bones are used to fashion into jewelry or other accessories. They don’t like being in crowd of humans, and will venture onto land at night by themselves if they desire it. When they change, they are distinguished by their fingers.
Gemini- A love affair, these mermaids are always born in sets of two. They are from the mating of a mermaid and human, and due to this it causes a defect in one of the twins. Only one is able to grow a tail, while the other is merely human with merfolk blood in their veins. They are separated at birth, mermaid going with mermaid, and the human going home with its parent. They are raised differently, and only on their first full moon of their 18th birthday will they meet. The mermaids from this affair are varied in colors, but have never been seen with a black or white tail. They believe that is because of a force similar to yin and yang, light and dark. These mermaids are known to have powers relating to wind manipulation. Gemini’s are forbidden from going on land unless they are willing to give up their tail forever. When they change, their hybrid blood snaps into play and they are unable to return to the water, therefore stranded as a human.
Cancer- Mermaids who lives in tropical climates, like Brazil or places alike. Prefers warmer waters to cold ones, and likes playing in waves.. They are often spotted near coasts but haven’t been caught on camera, and they seem to be more curious than anything about people. Their tails are normally white or silver, and sometimes they have foam green fins.Cancer’s tails are sleek, and up close the scales are hard and sharp for protection. These particular mermaid’s fins are smaller, but transparent towards the end and are in the shape of a crescent. They seem to bond more with animals that are on the ocean floor, such as crabs and starfish. They like to collect lost trinkets from the sandy reefs. Their gills are located underneath their jaw, and have a pink tinge to them. They don’t like going on the shore, and so they don’t transform unless they have to. Their giveaway is that their legs will have splotches of white or silver.
Leo- Similar to Sirena Chilota, they are generous mermaids. Found in various oceans, they are a peaceseeker to the inhabitants. Usually they are seen with a long golden tail, broad but beautiful that gets darker towards the fins. Their scales shine in light and always seem to be like polished gold. Leo’s are a gorgeous mermaid without doubt, and are often viewed as a beacon of self-confidence and luck when spotted. They are friendly to everyone as long as they haven’t threatened their safety, and do not fear humans. They are known to save children from drowning and bring them to the shore. When they dry, their tails turn into legs. The telltale sign of them being mermaids is that on their legs they will have small patches of shiny scales. These mermaids tend to be reasonably tall and lithe. They like pearls and will commonly use strings of them as hair accessories. Their gills are just below their third ribs.
Virgo- The most calm of the bunch, Virgo’s are freshwater mermaids. Their scales have no set color and are opal-like, showing just the reflections of light around them. These mermaids have short tails with long fins, and scales around their eyes. They have a love for flowers and will decorate themselves with any they can get their hands on. Virgo’s also have serrated teeth, used for easily eating their prey. These mermaids are the most common ones to have humans fall in love with them, and will often allow children to find their bodies of water and let them play with them or weave items into necklaces. They have an attraction to shiny objects, like bottle caps or rings. They do not change into humans, but will often put themselves on shores, rocks, or grass for the enjoyment of the sun on their skin. They are always near a water source though, and if they stay out too long they will become weak, and eventually die if not able to return to their water.
Libra- This species of mermaid is not particular about their homes, and are seen pretty much everywhere. Their tails are average size, and are various shades of blue, usually leaning towards lighter blues. Their fins are in the shape of a horseshoe, and have a clear webbing between the ends of them. Libra’s are not afraid of humans, and will swim alongside them so long as they deem it safe. They often will be heard singing around 5 in the evening, though no one is sure why they choose that time. These mermaids like to stay together, and are rarely seen alone. They’re similar to dolphins, and happen to get along well with the aquatic creatures. Libra’s aren’t the biggest fan of leaving the water, but when they do their giveaway is the clear webbing between their toes. They’re the strongest swimmers and are able to push their way through tsunami’s and other rough water.
Scorpio- These mermaids live in cold waters and often will not go to warm climates. They dwell in caverns and are seen as often transformed as they aren’t. Scorpio’s tails are dark purples, sometimes indigo, with a black stripes just above their fins, which are flowy and sometimes iridescent. This is also how they are distinguished on land, as around their ankles they will have a dark stripe on their skin. These mermaids have thin gills on their necks. They have an odd fascination with the moon, and will usually come together in groups to view a full moon and celebrate a new beginning. They like to carry a bag with them around their waist, usually tied with a reed or string of shells. They use this to grab anything that catches their eye. They are gifted with a great memory and long lifespan, taking on one lover at a time and are assumed to have at least one child. Their communication with other marine life is unknown.
Sagittarius- Sagittarius’ are the faster swimmers; they use their long tail and broad fins to streak through the water like a arrow. Their tails vary between a series of greens and yellows, and have thick scales that hunters aren’t able to penetrate with their weapons. They are wild, but still smart enough to ensure their own safety. They like hot climates best, but some have adapted to arctic waters. They have sharpened nails for protection, and their brow bones and temples are covered in scales. Sagittarius’ are normally patrolling for any signs of trouble, and are quick to ward off any predators from other merfolk. They’re quick problem solvers. They pride themselves in their ability to sustain and protect their family, and are easily one of the easiest mermaids to get along with. They enjoy looking for any items that are clunky and outrageous looking, finding them interesting to study. These mermaids will sometimes go on land, and there is no distinguishing features.
Capricorn- These deep-sea mermaids like to keep to themselves, and are said to be an omen of fortune when they are spotted. Their tails are darker, varying between black and shades of brown, and come in multiple shapes. Their bodies have evolved to their surroundings of darkness, and down the flanks of their tails they have rings that are bioluminescent. This attracts their prey, making it easy for them to acquire. Capricorn’s eyes have adjusted, and have a nightvision-like effect, but when they do go to the surface they’re close to blind. They can comfortably go to the mid of the ocean, but the closer they get to the sun the worse off they are. Many believe that these mermaids are considered one of the most dangerous if caught since they have a higher level of testosterone than others. Capricorn’s will sabotage any man-made equipment if it is uncomfortably close to them, biting through cables and scratching important devices.
Aquarius- Aquarius’ have duo-toned tails, usually between teal and pink with a flexible bottom fin. Their gills are down their ribs, and are protected by a cluster of scales. They’re the most mischievous of the mermaids, and are known to mess with anyone who is swimming near them. These prankster’s like to pinch and poke, but are pretty much harmless. Because of this as well, they will sometimes steal valuables for their own use, even if they don’t really have a use for it. But, they’re very friendly despite this. They just like to hoard things. Aquarius’ spend a lot of time out of water, and have no problem blending in with humans. Their mermaid mark when they transform is a discoloration of the skin in the shape of various seashells. They enjoy listening to music, whether it’s some radio on the beach or the singing of merfolk, it’s a pastime of theirs, though few dabble in it themselves. Pisces- Mermaids who populate the oceans near South Asia, these ones are typically timid. They are the most fish-like of the signs, and have white and orange dappled tails, like a koi fish. Their fins are much more loose than others, making them more flimsy and dainty. Pisces’ have gills on their necks, and have little whiskers that protrude from their cheeks. They travel in groups and are thought of as a beacon of youth and beauty, and though they stray from older humans, they like to play with children. It’s said that if one of these creatures is seen on the morning after a harvest moon, the person who saw them will be given a blessing. They like to collect stones and gems, making them into accessories. To propose a lifelong partnership to another mermaid, Pisces’ will search for the biggest gem in their collection and present it to their partner. When they go on land, its brief and only for a specific reason. Their telltale mark is the whiskers on their face.
Why the Signs are Still Single
Aries: No one can handle your extremeness
Taurus: Will you ever love someone as much as food? (No)
Gemini: People don’t know what to make of you
Cancer: Too guarded
Leo: You’re looking for someone who loves you more than you love yourself
Virgo: So shy, everyone thinks you hate them
Libra: YOU. FLIRT. WITH. EVERYONE!!!!!!!
Scorpio: You intimidate the living daylights out of people
Sagittarius: You don’t want to get seriously involved with anyone
Capricorn: You don’t smile often and it scares some people
Aquarius: You seem unapproachable
Pisces: You sometimes overdo it
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The type of best friend that...
Gives the best advices: Capricorn, Virgo
Gets you the most thoughtful gifts: Leo, Aquarius
Does nothing with you and it's still fun: Aries, Taurus
Gets you in the biggest trouble: Scorpio, Sagittarius
Lies for you: Gemini, Libra
Cries when you cry: Cancer, Pisces
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