fckin five

power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

any post about a “group chat” just reminds me of how it feels like everybody in the world already has their little group of friends and i’m just kinda constantly floating in and out of people’s outer circles, so even if they consider me their friend they’d be just fine without me since they have so many people they like more than me

It’s a cold and it’s a broken jalapeño

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

FUCK THIS!!! im a humanities/arts person!!! FUCK MATH!!! what the fuck is even calculus!!! what r u calculating!!!! fuck off!!!

my American gf: pound me me: what’s that in metric

I swear to god if I read one more fanfic where the writer says “he was tall while i was an average height of 5'4” or “she had long blonde hair” or some shit like that. Like I’m tall as fuck and I’m not white. I can’t relate to Y/N. Stop this mess don’t be so specific while writing for a big crowd.

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

whenever I take selfies I’m like. In love w myself and then someone will take a photo of me and it reminds me to stay #humble

I love getting zero notes it’s called minimalism thanks so much