A Static Life.

isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet

How much do I weigh? Too small of a number to define everything I am made up of and too large a number to write out; I am not digits, but an infinite number of flaws that make me beautifully unique 

If you have suffered a tragedy and someone says, “you’re in my prayers" with sincerity, and you respond with some egotistical shit about being atheist you are an emotionally inept moron.

For real though like think about it. If someone is religious, there’s really no kinder sentiment they can express than appealing to the highest power they know for your recovery. Whether or not you think it “works" is irrelevant— the kindness is absolutely real.

im happy because my organs are working and my bones are supporting me and im really happy to be alive and to have a body regardless of what is going on in my life im glad to be here i really am i really am

Love & Misadventure by Lang Leav

America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America

#or just throw it all into the harbor

I’m English and I can confirm that is very accurate.

That’s it, I’m moving to England.

This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:

funny how they all describe the feeling you get once you’ve drunk too much of them.

Man I’ve reblogged this like 3 times already.. I never do that. But I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, SON!

wow, this is amazing

forever reblog