Here for a fun time, not a long time

Since apparently everyone's become a pregnancy detective… here's another angle for your investigation. 😂 Front view this time. Somehow from straight ahead I almost convince myself I don't look that enormous, and then I remember what the side view looks like and immediately withdraw that statement.

My cunt is swollen, my tits are leaking, and this cardigan is putting in way more work than any cardigan should. Clothing options? We're past fashion. Now it's just logistics, comfortable, no pressure on this belly, and easy access for my husbands to slide into whichever hole they need, and for nurses to strap monitors on and watch my babies squirm. If it fits, doesn't annoy me, and opens easily, WEAR IT.