NerdyGirl84

Melly... when I said I needed you to put some ink down I meant on your contract not a new tattoo 🤣

i need him to never stop speaking swedish

"What kind of hairstyle do you have nowadays?"

"I'm freshly showered so now it's long and fluffy."

"But in the past- I saw some picture of- y'know- if you understand what I'm talking about? What was that?"

"Well it was actually...my wife who cut my hair at home, because I'm a little scared of the hair salon*.

So we cut our hair at home, then...I don't know where she posted that photo- but I pranked someone on the team and he pranked me back and he printed that face and hairstyle** on shirts and gave them to everyone on the team, so when I came to the game everyone sat with that face and hairstyle on their shirts.

I think it was Beniers who did that- to this day I don't know exactly who it was, but I have my suspicions."

*The direct translation would be "I have a little bit of a salon/barber phobia". But that sounds a lot more serious then it's intended to be.

**The word used, "Frillan", does mean hairstyle but in a more casual way. You might use it when your buddy comes back with either a really bad or a really loud hairstyle. Or both.

I automatically want to be friends w/anyone who speaks swedish 🥹

And also, dunn probably:

nancy in every episode

our captain lives 😼

let’s all just die </3