i’ll be your matt mcconaughey.

maybe tomorrow?

tell me about it. let me in on the goss, anon... how big are they saying my willy is??

then message me, silly!

prick.

it's ok i don't mind sharing. it's about whether or not you can impress empress puzzle. not to toot my own horn but... it's not exactly easy.

according to my shipping chart she likes old alcoholic cowboys.

nice try, swag.

since i'm not going to continue it i might as well tell you: i didn't have much planned for him lol. it would've centered around the striders and mr. ogleby. mr. o was meant to reconnect with some people from his past. puzzle hates ronin. he likes to push her buttons. he works at the stables where puzzle leads equestrian club. d and bro are always semi-ironically fighting for their dad's attention, who is also a teacher at the school. mr. ogleby would've gotten with the striders' dad. i hope this satisfies you little planktons.~

puzzle is my girlfriend, she's a dirk fictive. she got really sick of being treated like she was a character so she changed her name to puzzle. i just like to draw her.

fine just this one time.

most people would say pancake (or maybe french toast), but i'm gonna go ahead and say bacon.

no but if you message me i might share some.

there's nothing to be shy about, i'd love to see them! i'm really not as scary as people seem to make me out to be i'm just some dorko... shoot me a message anon maybe i'll even share some art of my own that i haven't posted. :)

all i ever wanted was to give you wings.

hi buddy come down it's time for your after school snack ok?

all i can think of now is one going what's your snap mr o