nerdy companion

Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

As I get older the more I appreciate straight forward people. Like if you’re mad at me I will respect you if you tell me. I don’t understand adults that would rather stomp their feet and use passive aggressive behavior to communicate. Life does not have to be this difficult fam

What if you were at a meeting at work and your boss suddenly stood up and said “tacos!!” then sat down and said “haha, sorry about that everyone. You know I just get so random sometimes”

Then you would be a telsa employee

person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

Commuters probably get stuck in traffic with roughly the same group of people every day, just in a different order.

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

Aliens probably don’t visit us because we have a rating of one star.

moss is just natural carpet that grows over everything and that’s so sexy

So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. 

If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

Storu