Nerdostuck

A young man sits in his room. Today is the 1st of May, 2015, which is coincidentally his 15th birthday! Though it was 15 years ago he was born, it would be 15 years later someone would name him.

What will his name be?

There's no time to distract yourself with ponies, four-eyes!

You don't know why she casually dropped the "good luck." You have a feeling grabbing the game and slamming it into the computer is gonna be easier said than done by that statement...

Still, you look outside your window.

The red swingy thing is up! Whatever it's called. You have no time to dabble into mailbox anatomy, you just have time to nab that sucker!

>Neil: Examine PARTY poster.

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You look outside your window. You don't often check your mail, so you kind of forgot you had a mailbox outside your window. The mailbox sits next to your driveway, so there's a nice reminder, you guess.

The hand? Arm? Whatever the hell it's called, it's facing down, so it doesn't seem to have anything new...

>Neil: Update her.

That's better. Now you're not shoulder to hoof-shoulder with your giant stuffed animal or whatever.

>Neil: Look outside window.

On your way to the window, you clumsily bump into your GIANT PINKIE PIE PLUSH. You think you should move it into the corner just in case it happens again.

>Neil: Move Pinkie Pie plush.

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Only one of your CHUMS is online. She's sent you a message.

>Neil: Open message.

You pull up to your COMPUTER. This is where you spend most of your time. You often binge watch a lot of pony content, especially if it features your favorite pink pony. Admittedly, you just pulled your desktop wallpaper from an image search on the internet.

The only things on your desktop is the system shortcut and PESTERCHUM, so your desktop is, overall, relatively clean.

Speaking of... Your PESTERCHUM window is flashing.

>Neil: Open Pesterchum.

Feeling embarrassed by the act of jabbing at nothing with a ball of helium on a string, you tie it back onto the helium tank. Just as you finish tying the balloon up, one of your friends has begun pestering you.

>Neil: Examine incoming message.

You think a balloon could probably work as a weapon, though you'd have to be careful as to not pop it.

You take a balloon from the helium tank and try swinging it around... All it seems to do is make you look like an imbecile.

>Neil: Put the balloon back.

There is no shot you'd try that.

>Neil: Take balloon and test using it as a weapon.

You take a look at the big helium tank casually sitting next to your computer. You wonder how you were able to sneak this thing into your room so easily. Helium tanks are pretty damn heavy!

>Neil: Neigh like a horse and piss in your helium tank

You take a look inside the box you labelled "DS." Inside are some shovelware games you tend to play when you're bored. You're not sure why you have 3 copies of March of the Penguins specifically.

>Neil: Examine helium tank.

You didn't get an iPhone, probably because your dad is pretty stingy about that. However, he did substitute for a Nintendo DS. It's possible he knows about how much you like Pinkie Pie, so he gave you a keychain of her to accompany it.

What can you say? Her cupcakes are the best.

>Neil: Examine DS box.

You glance over at the big blue party cannon sitting next to you. You got this as a gift from last year's BronyCon. It's a prop, so it wouldn't really do much if you were to try and fire it. It's still pretty cool, though.

>Neil: Examine DS.