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so predictable
In the baking aisle at the grocery store:
Jesse: Hey look! Cake!
Vy: Oooh! What kind of cake do you want to bake?
Jesse: And three, two, one...
Vy: How about funfetti cake? :D
Jesse: I was waiting for you to say that.
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srsly, why cats?
While discussing possible future pets...
Jesse: Siamese cats are pretty too.
Vy: Lady and the Tramp ruined them for me.
Jesse: They just want love.
Vy: But they're evil!
ethics don't apply in video games
While playing Skyrim, after a dragon kills an NPC in Winterhold...
Jesse: Are you robbing that dead person's house?
Vy: Um, yeah. Isn't that what you're supposed to do?
proof-reading is generally considered a good idea
When Jesse and Vy applied for their marriage license... Clerk: Please raise your right hand. Do you swear under penalty of perjury that the information you have provided us is correct?
Jesse and Vy: [ both pause and look at each other ] Uh, let me double-check that application.
because burritos
Vy: Nothing is going to keep me away from California Tortilla, bean allergies be damned.
Jesse: Amen, sister.
Vy: I'm not your sister. That would be gross.
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you can't afford to be picky when you're at disneyland
Right before the honeymoon...
Jesse: What rides do you want to go on once we get to Disneyland?
Vy: All of them.
Jesse: Can you be more specific?
Vy: No.
It's entirely possible we'll arrive at church tomorrow with the status effect 'crippled.'
Jesse, regarding our krav maga yellow belt test today.
"Marriage."
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that one time he said that he didn't go for asians
A couple of months before they started dating, Jesse, Vy and a couple of other friends went to a bar together where they people-watched from the upper floor. While observing men attempt to pick up women, the following conversation transpired...
Jesse: So Vy, what's your type?
Vy: What do mean? Like, personality-wise?
Jesse: No, no. What's your physical type?
Vy: I don't really think I have one--I've liked guys of all types. Blondes, brunettes, I generally prefer for them to be taller than me, but that's about it. I guess a Vietnamese guy would be convenient, but I've given up all hope of finding a Christian one on this side of the country. What about you? What's your type?
[ Jesse goes on to describe someone who decidedly is not Vy, and then continues to say... ]
Jesse: ...and yeah, I know I've found black women attractive before. I don't usually go for Asians, though.
Vy: Oh, well. Okay.
[ Jesse has not been able to live this down since. ]
I shot a fox! What does the fox say? Nothing, because its dead!
Vy, while playing Skyrim.
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Duck Hunt counts as prior shooting experience, right?
Vy, during her first trip to the shooting range.
I'm wearing a dead dinosaur!
Jesse, after putting on a polyester/fleece blanket.
everyone wants to feel exotic
Jesse: You're going to play a Nord on Elder Scrolls Online, right?
Vy: Yeah.
Jesse: I think I'm going with a Redguard. That way I can be the exotic one and you can be the white one.
food preferences matter
Jesse: I thought you didn't like Indian food that much?
Vy: What do you mean? I never said that.
Jesse: Well, you reacted poorly when I told you that Indian food is my favorite.
Vy: No, I just resent you liking Indian food more than Vietnamese food.
Jesse: So what you really mean is, "YOUR LOVE FOR ME OBLIGATES YOU TO LOVE MY CULTURE'S FOOD TOO."
Vy: Pretty much.