nerdishly-wicked

what the fuck is with english teachers n being like “write a story abt a deep personal memory that impacted your life” maam if i do that youre going to send me to the counselor’s office

why did my last two braincells had to be a sad one and a stupid one

god in 2010 the Harry Potter and twilight movies were still being made. We were in a pre-hunger games movie world, we didn’t have the dystopia trend yet. the first 50 shades book hadn’t been officially published yet. that’s like a completely different era. we hadn’t even gotten the first avengers film yet.

I’m so happy to know this is how everyone listens to this song in their room

absolutely revolutionary fashion idea: crop hazmat suit

What A Time To Mind Your Business™

Um no offense but why doesn’t anyone memorize passages from books and then recite them aloud for everyone at parties anymore.

We memorize vines, the office, and John mulaney segments instead, war has changed but humanity has not